AllTheWrongWords Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 But word man that bitch is dumb, I at least know when a nigga wants exact change back in the form of a dollar bill and not clickety clack nickels. I'm just trying to catch a lil defense for real niggas just having a bit of brain freeze while trying to make a lil extra scrilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Why did she start counting in the first place? Because she wasn't familiar with the way people want their money back. If she knew the custom, she would've just handed him the dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 yer pretty stupid hey viperface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I can relate to her "brain freeze" that's it. Failed logic, inexperience, bad math and a public situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 failed logic + inexpierience + bad math + scared of public situations = idiocrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Maybe I'm just the only one who can't get mad at human mistakes like that, to teenager on a minimum wage etc. I also do suck at math on a grand scale, but that's why I'll never work at the register. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 At least you don't have these idiot deli owners who give you back 2 quarters and two dimes and a nickel for 75 cent change. They can't seem to wrap their minds around quarters and pennies being the most common change given and never scoop enough rolls of quarters up from the bank. You would think that since it's your living you'd have the basics down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 The lowest we go in cents is 5c down here. Makes the change situation a whole lot easier. If you pump fuel or get vegetables and the prices are like $1.62 or whatever you round it down to $1.60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 funny shit....i fuck with people at the gas station like this all the time..... i will walk up with like $2.30 worth of food and hand them a $20 and ask for $7 back and the rest on pump number 6. they get so fuckin lost sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezz Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 one time in high school the teacher asked if we knew what pearl harbor was. ( i went to a fucking dumb school) this girl says, yeah thats where they dropped the first atom bomb. both me and the teacher face palm I had a similar incident during a us history class in high school. A girl asked who won the civil war. I informed her i wouldn't be here if the union lost. She still wanted to know who won it. I lost all faith in humanity from that day on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIVCANCERSTDSHERPE Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I lost all faith in the average level of public intelligence years ago........ Is that foul of me? Especially in a situation where the majority rules... i.e. jury decisions, presidents etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I can understand sucking at math, but when the change involved is an exact dollar that's just insane stupidity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIVCANCERSTDSHERPE Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 New face palm IRL to add to the thread. How about little ol' lady sweeping her sidewalk from the leaves.... wait for it... wait for it....... wait.... On a windy FALL day....... Just saw this outside. FP till Mid Dec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 one time this arab guy gave me back a 20 for a 5 when i bought a soda or some shit. I didnt say shit, i was like 12 FUCK YEAH! I love when that happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 failed logic + inexpierience + bad math + scared of public situations = idiocrity. idiocrity. No results found for idiocrity: Did you mean: Idiocracy idiocrasy Idiocratic ideocracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 No results found for inexpierience: Did you mean inexperience? I'm just saying nigga, if you're going to clown on idiots... You probably shouldn't be one yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I walk into Tropical Smoothie to get myself a wrap and a smoothie (no shit) and my total comes up to be $12.00. I give the lady a $20 and expect $8 back. Nope, I got $12. I facepalmed in my head, but "yessed" irl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Getting extra money back is the best. The worst case of it I ever saw was at Panera bread. My total was something like $14.28, and I gave the girl a $20, at which point I said "Hold on, I've got the change" I handed her something like 30 cents, and then she took that and just handed me back my $20 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminiferous tubules Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Some years ago back in high school, we had an Australian exchange student in my class. This cute aussie girl was talking about how they need to wear uniforms; girls need to wear skirts awesome awesome awesome, and some other shit she shared. Anyways this fat bitch in my class, a loud obnoxious fat bitch, opened her mouth and asked, "Can't you drive to this place called Australia?". Everyone facepalmed, aussie girl was shocked, teacher was fucking embarrassed and said "no." but thennnnn......................... "Well I thought you CUD CUZ you can drive on a bridge to Hawaii from CALI." she's white. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Hahahaha, that's ridiculous. I love it when shit like that happens, I'm usually and honest person; but it's the cashiers fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 The worst is when you think you're being smart by giving some weird amount of change, telling yourself, "oh, this way i get back a dollar and 3 quarters instead of a dollar and a bunch of pennies and nickels" but then you fuck it up and end up getting small change anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Getting extra money back is the best. The worst case of it I ever saw was at Panera bread. My total was something like $14.28, and I gave the girl a $20, at which point I said "Hold on, I've got the change" I handed her something like 30 cents, and then she took that and just handed me back my $20 haha I once had something similar happen only she got distracted by a co-worker and gave me back both my proper change as well as the $20 I had payed with. SCORE. I had a spaz moment today when I bumped into an old friend. I get out my notepad to get her info and write down the common spelling of her name, then wait for the phone number. she's correcting me on the spelling of her name and I'm just nodding politely waiting for the number when I realize she's giving me her email address first. DERRRR. so then I have to get her to repeat herself again and look like a total tard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 This guy on the train in Germany told me I was too nice. I bought some beers or something, and they guy handed me back 20 more Euro than I gave him. I tried to explain what happened and some guy translated for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Getting extra money back is the best. The worst case of it I ever saw was at Panera bread. My total was something like $14.28, and I gave the girl a $20, at which point I said "Hold on, I've got the change" I handed her something like 30 cents, and then she took that and just handed me back my $20 haha Yeah I remember I was accidentally handed an extra $20 bill along with my change in the supermarket. I was supposed to just get $14 but instead got $34. It's a great feeling. I remember I bought a game for the Dreamcast years ago and the guy didn't know how to work the credit/debit card machine properly. Checked my statements and saw I was never charged for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 Talk about stacks of paper and being reliant on computers to do math? Delivering, you gotta handle the paper and do on the fly math (quick if you want to make a good buck). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 At least he knows she's not skimming the till. My math is lousy but I can add and subtract in my head pretty quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I used to have a shop around the corner from where I lived when growing up and they were the worst (or best depending on your view, it was great for me) at giving change back, I would go in there and pay for things with a fiver and regularly get change back for a twenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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