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How the fuck do you not know????

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Saw a commercial for a show about bitches that give birth and never knew they were pregnant.

 

Hell even I knew when my wife was pregnant.

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Saw a commercial for a show about bitches that give birth and never knew they were pregnant.

 

Hell even I knew when my wife was pregnant.

 

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hahaha.

 

it's bad news when you're so fat and retarded that you don't even notice that shit.

 

what kind of douchey fuckbags get these bitches pregnant in the first place?

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how can some bitch just plop one out of her cooch when it takes most ladies hours of shrieking pain??? like "oh hey, this just popped out, my vag sounded like it was pooping."

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copy/paste: this seems more like a "what the fuck" thread.. off topic but seriously concerned: What is the young adult (i dont know say under 21 or something) to adult ratio of getting knocked up and having kids? I can't find this answer - would love an answer!

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I heard some bitch gave birth while doing a triathlon and didn't realise until after the swim leg. She cut the cord cut and then jumped on the bike and won.

 

 

 

(i made that up)

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FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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PREGNANT?

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