john_gacy Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 EIF HAD DITH HAPPEN BEFO FRUM EATHING THA PUTTHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Silent Bob] Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 next time just give her an airjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIVCANCERSTDSHERPE Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "68 and I owe you one.... -Grand Puba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 ^ word as a pickup line, you can now just show chicks your swollen tongue and say "you know what this is from?" :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 haha i can't believe i'm reading this :lol: you'll be fucking fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 just chew it instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whats good!? Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Ha,ha,ha,ha this shit had me rolling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 You're doing it wrong. Next time use your penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_2m-4e4tyA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 you'll be fine kiddo, now pick that head up and get back to work. o wait...... put that head down and dive in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 pee in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastHastings Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 are you sure that pussy wasnt balls? that happened to me before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 If you would have just spit on it and slapped it, this wouldn't be a problem. Lick, lick, lick, lick.. Spit... Slap.. "Bitch you like that?!?" Spit, slap, lick, lick, slap.. Naw on it, flick it with your fingernail.. Step your game up. Fucking rookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 i think calvin an hobbes tought me that if you do something bad enough the first time, youll never be asked to do it again, but i think that pornbooths got the right idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 If you would have just spit on it and slapped it, this wouldn't be a problem. Lick, lick, lick, lick.. Spit... Slap.. "Bitch you like that?!?" Spit, slap, lick, lick, slap.. Naw on it, flick it with your fingernail.. Step your game up. Fucking rookies. i hope you're being sarcastic. i feel bad for anyone who does this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 are we discussing techniques now? gently gnaw on thy clit, almost like a soft teeth-rub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 oh my god you have got to be kidding me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 She had crabs and they crawled up and nipped away at your tongue creating that cut than slipping inside your tongue your tongue will fall off within a few days... sorry bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHANIQU469 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 YOU GOT THA MOUTH AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 lets start a poll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHANIQU469 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 except not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Only faggots don't enjoy eating pussy. And black people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 This girl i know, 3 rings in her tongue, sexy as fuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 " i dont eat pussy cuz i aint from oakland!" RBL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Only faggots don't enjoy eating pussy. And black people. word i dont know about the 2nd part though. once saw a gif of a black guy thrusting in a wierd position, where he rolls the girl around onto the floor then starts going to town on that pussy real fast like oh my god you have got to be kidding me nah dood, to each their own i guess but noone can deny that it works, thats gotta count for something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 word i dont know about the 2nd part though. once saw a gif of a black guy thrusting in a wierd position, where he rolls the girl around onto the floor then starts going to town on that pussy real fast like http://www.niggaflip.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 that's why when you are not doing anything, you need to do tongue keegals... keep your tongue strong joe rogan.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Congratulations! You now have AIDS! But seriously, it is probably just from overexertion as was mentioned by many others in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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