john_gacy Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 or scratch into his car with a key words like "cheatting asshole" so once again his wife thinks hes cheating. 'child molester' works SO much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_corney_looking_white_boy Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 i would just throw rocks through his windows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 pee in his wife *fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 This clown in my neighborhood is irritating the shit out of me. He a scumbag racist Republican & says 1-"nigger" all of the time & I just hate this fuckin' dude. Normally, 2-I'd just try to knock him out, but I gotta wife & a little kid & shit & I can't be knocking people out/possibly getting my ass beat. (He's a construction worker, so he is pretty big). 3-Any of you punks know shit I can do to this fucker to make his life miserable that isn't terribly illegal? Gotta keep the peace at home. Can't be getting locked up for this shit. 4-My girl don't play... I have looked for revenge books on the web, but they are all bullshit. Slashing tires & shit. Soemthing a little more creative would be nice. 1-nothing wrong in that 2-i got a wife and a govt job, if he aint botherin you or wifey, why the hell you tryin to play capt'n sav a hoe 3-i think we all know who the punk is here 4-damn you are a pussy ass nigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 1-nothing wrong in that im a firm believer that if you cant say he word around the ethnicity it describes,you have no right to say it. say that shit around dae-dae and them, and see how far you get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I'm a firm believer that 99% of Americans have said that word at one point or another. I'm also a firm believer if you can't approach shit like a man and resort to car keying and other bitch moves do one of the following. 1) fall back, shrug whatever that's bothering off learn to deal with it. 2) confront the person in question, you know, better to take a loss than be a pussy. 3) resort to bitch moves that really don't solve nothing, the person has no idea why it happened or they get revenge. either way, make shure to turn in your testicles no point in wasting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Go to the pet store and buy a bag of crickets. Dump the bag through his mail slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 ha, ha. some good shit on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staylurking Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 This has to be the pussiest thread made in a minute. You got beef with someone who you cant beat or outsmart then fall back. as much as i would like to tell this guy to go fuck himself, he's right... i guess i need to decide if knocking this dude out is worth the shit i'll catch afterward? probably not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I'm a firm believer that 99% of Americans have said that word at one point or another. I'm also a firm believer if you can't approach shit like a man and resort to car keying and other bitch moves do one of the following. 1) fall back, shrug whatever that's bothering off learn to deal with it. 2) confront the person in question, you know, better to take a loss than be a pussy. 3) resort to bitch moves that really don't solve nothing, the person has no idea why it happened or they get revenge. either way, make shure to turn in your testicles no point in wasting them. Mercer won this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 put black paint in his windshield wiper fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeofcharge Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 put up a craigslist ad saying "free wii" or something and say that you already have one and you got it as a gift, then post his cell#. he'll be getting 10000000 calls all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 go to the library and put up a craigs list ad for his wife... stay home and watch ensuing madness at predetermined time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 ^There's a twist to that one you could try. Make the ad title say 'BBC GANGBANG, BLACK MEN NEEDED'. Write the ad as the host, the white construction dude and describe 'yourself' to a tee. Set up the date and time, and watch the darkies stroll right up to the front door and meet the host. Driveway full of Isuzu Rodeos, Mitubishi Diamantes, and beat up Acuras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I think there's probably instances for almost anyone where an anonymous action is called upon for varying good reasons, including the fact that the other party did something that warrants a reaction, yet the responding/offended party has risk involved that must be considered. What makes this situation interesting is dude is asking about revenge, yet what is it he is getting revenge for (as in, nothing was actually done to him by this guy)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 ^There's a twist to that one you could try. Make the ad title say 'BBC GANGBANG, BLACK MEN NEEDED'. Write the ad as the host, the white construction dude and describe 'yourself' to a tee. Set up the date and time, and watch the darkies stroll right up to the front door and meet the host. Driveway full of Isuzu Rodeos, Mitubishi Diamantes, and beat up Acuras. I was gonna suggest something like this but the advert to read 'big black men wanted for rape fetish' explain in the ad that you want it as real as possible and that they will have to break the door down and that you will fight back but that you do want it to happen. Set time and date. sit back with a beer and laugh /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 ^^AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 sneak into his house and piss in the freezer. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 press the button on the valve in his tires until they are all pretty much flat... Then he has flat tires but they aren't damaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 DRINK UNTIL YOU'RE IN DRUNKEN STUPOR...MURDER MAN'S FAMILY SMOKE PCP SAVE THE WORLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 im a big fan of the lock his car up to a tree technique. Get all up under it with chains and locks. Secure it to the engine block. Secure it to the exhause pipe. Get the tires. Try and get some frame chains. While you arent physically damaging his property you are still making his life hell. Use masterlocks. You put him in the position where he has to damage his own shit in order to drive. get under there with a sawzaw or something to cut his shit free.. Or you coud just do his exhaust pipe in a public place. Chain it to something he cant see. When he drives off it will be loud. It will pull the shit down. Get jiggy with it doggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Well since you have a wife and kid how bout you man up and go talk to him face to face, explaining your concerns about his vocabulary regarding its usage around your kid. That, or you could kill him. Either way you gotta man up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 SUGAR IN THE GAS TANK.... HE WONT KNOW WHAT HIT HIM . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 tag " i hate niggers" on his truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezz Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Sugar in his gasoline tank. Very powerful fireworks in his mailbox. Use a pellet gun to take out the windows of his car. Spray paint shit on his house/car. Pee on his door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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