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So... my roommate just called. He's got the swine flu


Gnarly Sheen

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at least your roomate doesn't have the gay.. there's no known cure. i discovered mine had the disease when he told me i had nice calves last week. he's in the advanced stages, and has contemplated putting posters of male bodybuilders up. i told him no.

 

can i no homo that?

 

 

on a serious note, my friends have had swine flu, and they said it was pretty shitty. get sleep, drink your OJ, be good to yourself. and clean shit up. and you should be fine.

 

late edit:

i was just told i "must have big lungs, cause have a big torso"

 

somebody send me some porn or sports or guns. maybe all three?

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Swine Flu is just a bullshit scare tactic for the news to keep ratings up.

 

The regular flu kills a hundred thousand people or more annualy. So far we have something like five thousand dead from the Swine flu strain. Almost all elderly or very young and with pre-existing conditions.

 

Doctors have been noticing that most people with h1n1 (swine flu) don't have fever symptoms either. So for all of you tripping on this whole situation, keep that in mind.

 

It's really not that big of a fucking deal anyways. I guess some people just need something to worry about eh.

 

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it's no big deal. 3 days and it's gone. no, i haven't had it but I know about it.

 

True. I had it in the beginning of October, it really does last 3 days. All you get is high fevers, coughing, sneezing, runny nose, etc. It is JUST like the regular flu, just a different type.

 

 

Don't believe the hype, sucks though.

Those 104-105 fevers had me trippin'.

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True. I had it in the beginning of October, it really does last 3 days. All you get is high fevers, coughing, sneezing, runny nose, etc. It is JUST like the regular flu, just a different type.

 

 

Don't believe the hype, sucks though.

Those 104-105 fevers had me trippin'.

 

My roommates been out for almost a week now, I'm certain that it varies on multiple different variables... i.e. how healthy you are, how you take care of your self... etc. Also, there are probably different strands of the virus. Whatever... i'm outa there till he gets well. I'm not getting sick on my birthday. Fuck all that noise.

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