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So I'm making a last-minute trip to Chicago... What do I HAVE to do?

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Me and my wife are going to Chicago, getting in Sunday morning for a wedding and leaving Tuesday afternoon. What are some things we have to see, restaurants we have to eat at, etc.

 

We plan on hitting up a museum or two (which ones will give us the most bang for our (limited) buck), finding some authentic Chicago-style pizza, all that good stuff

 

someone help me out...

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Gay sex. Thats what everyone does there. In fact, I dont know of if anyone in Chicago does anything else other than fucking the same sex, all day. They dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn. Just gay sex.

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i heard all museums have fakes. so i don't go.

 

also, museums make me fart. like book stores. i have no idea why.

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you should go to michael jordans house, smoke so much crack you lose all resemblance of sanity and run naked through his yard until you end up in prison...then youll be primed for all the gay sex that apparently goes on in chi....n/h

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