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So tonight I gave a quick presentation of some photographs at an event. Started talking with a dude who 2 days ago had quit eating any food that goes anywhere near any fire.

 

raw food only.

 

I tell him that humans died at 25 back when we used to do that, and that we only advanced because of fire, he replies "look around, have we really progressed?"

 

proceeds to brag that he lost 5 pounds the first 3 days of his new lifestyle, I tell him that it's all that dark green shit he's been drinking.

 

one more thing, he makes bread by putting all the stuff together and leaving it out. it goes sour (ferments) and dehydrates, then its stuck together enough to be like bread. sounds like i would puke.

 

the worst part is that everyone there thought i was wrong.

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my aunt does this and is the healthiest person i know.

all her dairy, etc., she gets raw and unpasteurized.

it's actually illegal so she has to pay dues to some dairy club or something and go to some bitch's house on the upper east side to get her raw milk and stuff.

it's strange.

i'll listen to her talk endlessly about what i should/should not be eating and occasionally she'll take me to whole foods and drop like $300 on two days' worth of groceries for me.

rich aunt who lives in the city ftw.

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Someone can eat their raw meat. Ill cook mine, season it, and eat with sauce and have it taste god damned amazing. You only live once, and if you want to eat raw meat like a dumbass caveman then go ahead. Ill be over here, eating bomb ass food and grilling out.

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So tonight I gave a quick presentation of some photographs at an event. Started talking with a dude who 2 days ago had quit eating any food that goes anywhere near any fire.

 

raw food only.

 

I tell him that humans died at 25 back when we used to do that, and that we only advanced because of fire, he replies "look around, have we really progressed?"

 

proceeds to brag that he lost 5 pounds the first 3 days of his new lifestyle, I tell him that it's all that dark green shit he's been drinking.

 

one more thing, he makes bread by putting all the stuff together and leaving it out. it goes sour (ferments) and dehydrates, then its stuck together enough to be like bread. sounds like i would puke.

the worst part is that everyone there thought i was wrong.

 

 

 

 

Now you know how I felt arguing with these niggas who say that wolves aint dogs.

It's like being in the twilight zone.

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I worked with a dude who's wife was a nutritionist and had him going on all kinds of crazy diets.

 

One of them was a raw food diet like you're talking about. He did this with his wife for something like 45 days and he said it made him feel great.

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Personally I don't agree with the raw food snobs.

 

Raw food:

 

Doesn't taste as good.

 

Higher chance of getting worms, e. coli, or other bacteria infections.

 

So you're cooking out some of the nutrients, so what. Most of it stays in. Fish is still healthy and rich in proteins & omega-3 fatty acids when cooked.

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Now you know how I felt arguing with these niggas who say that wolves aint dogs.

It's like being in the twilight zone.

 

Thought you said dogs are wolves?

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i'm pretty sure raw foodists don't eat raw meat, or any meat for that matter.

i know a few raw foodists and they're extremely healthy. they've been able to cure themselves of diabetes, cancer, obesity, and other health problems, all by switching to a raw food diet.

 

whatever keeps you healthy i say.

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Thought you said dogs are wolves?

 

 

 

I said wolves are a type of dog.

Just like a Husky, a Poodle, or a Coyote are all types of dogs.

Which is common knowledge to everybody outside of Channel Zero land.

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"Raw foodists" eat meat if they're not vegetarian. There's one dish I remember that consists of raw hamburger meat with a raw egg sitting on top. At this health food place I go to, you can order raw burgers (on the bun with veggies).

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I just made hamburgers tonight, and when I was mashing the meat together to make patty's, the smell alone was enough for me feel like shit. I couldn't imagine eating it.

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"Raw foodists" eat meat if they're not vegetarian. There's one dish I remember that consists of raw hamburger meat with a raw egg sitting on top. At this health food place I go to, you can order raw burgers (on the bun with veggies).

 

that sounds gross, i had a mental image of eating a raw hamburger and i felt a little nautious(sp?)

 

:o

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i'm pretty sure raw foodists don't eat raw meat, or any meat for that matter.

i know a few raw foodists and they're extremely healthy. they've been able to cure themselves of diabetes, cancer, obesity, and other health problems, all by switching to a raw food diet.

 

whatever keeps you healthy i say.

 

Really? really? I don't want to get into a whole ch.0 internerd argument over this but you really just said this?

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1st- raw foodists are serious about their shit, I respect the discipline but frankly cant afford the money nor time to live that lavishly.

 

2nd- do all of you white persons who throw around the word "nigga" left and right in every grammatically tragic sentence in real life, around black people or do you just assume that when you say it online it makes you digitally black?

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