Mercer Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Why not tie the string to a shotgun trigger that's pointed at the door and when it's opened, BOOM!, one less forgetful stoner. Or you could drop $12 on a new lock, the choice is yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 say something to who? the better business bureau? To your landlord...are you that much of a pussy you can't tell him "Hey asshole, stay the fuck out of my apartment or I'm gunna smack you like a woman"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 Why not tie the string to a shotgun pointed at the door and when it's opened, BOOM!, one less forgetful stoner. did weed rape you as a child or something? this aint the first anti-pot comment you've made. you mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 To your landlord...are you that much of a pussy you can't tell him "Hey asshole, stay the fuck out of my apartment or I'm gunna smack you like a woman"? that wouldn't work anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 You must not be very intimidating...try having a friend with balls do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 did weed rape you as a child or something? this aint the first anti-pot comment you've made. you mad? I'm just picking on you, not mad, I did recently quit smoking weed though. You've got to admit those diagrams have half baked written all over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 you talk shit to your landlord? rhode island people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I don't need to, because he doesn't enter my house when I'm not here. I actually threatened to kick the shit out of an old landlord though if he didn't return my security deposit...he did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'm just picking on you, not mad, I did recently quit smoking weed though. You've got to admit those diagrams have half baked written all over them. HAHA no shit i just did those in MSpaint like 20 minutes ago. admittedly, I asked myself the same question right after I posted... "How am I gonna get back in?" but then I figured if it works, one way, it'll work the other... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S... Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I know where i used to live, Landlords legally had to give you 24 hour heads up before they could enter your apartment. Obviously, if they knocked and you allowed them in, thats a whole different situation, but if they wanted to stop by and check out the place or show your apartment or something, they have to tell you 24 hours beforehand. Look into your tenants rights and if he has to give you 24 hours, go talk to him and say you don't appreciate him randomly stopping into your place. You don't need a reason to not want someone randomly coming into your apartment, even if it is the landlord. If he continues coming into your place, you could file complaints against him and he'll probably catch a fine or if its a recurring issue and complaints have been filed before, there could be legal trouble for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 you crack me up. just get a new lock. most places say you have to inform your landlord when you do that though. just stall on that if you think theyre coming in. then you will get a note telling you to give them a copy of the key. which after that.........i'd ask them why they were trying to get in without telling me. check your lease young blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 HAHA no shit i just did those in MSpaint like 20 minutes ago. admittedly, I asked myself the same question right after I posted... "How am I gonna get back in?" but then I figured if it works, one way, it'll work the other... Yeah, meaning your landlord could just walk in/out the same way too. As for your renters rights, I mentioned it because on this subject you sound like a bit of a moron. As others have suggested, you could much more easily (and intelligently) get some balls to step up to dude, or change the locks, which will cost much less than the locksmith you'll need to open your door when your tape and string security plan fails. At this point I'm suspecting you're a mental midget in assisted living, and the 'landlord' who keeps coming in without permission is your counselor doing his daily check that you remembered to wipe your ass and clean up after yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 This thread makes me want to get really really high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 Yeah, meaning your landlord could just walk in/out the same way too. As for your renters rights, I mentioned it because on this subject you sound like a bit of a moron. As others have suggested, you could much more easily (and intelligently) get some balls to step up to dude, or change the locks, which will cost much less than the locksmith you'll need to open your door when your tape and string security plan fails. At this point I'm suspecting you're a mental midget in assisted living, and the 'landlord' who keeps coming in without permission is your counselor doing his daily check that you remembered to wipe your ass and clean up after yourself. i've never so eloquently been dissed before. that's like art in itself. i'm propping you. edit: 24'd i considered changing the locks but it's a hassle. I will have to though, as the weed has wore off and this plan of mine might not work as well as hoped. but therein lies the wonder of ganja... gave me a totally different perspective on such a simple problem. one day i'll think of something great, you'll see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFPUPPIES Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Obviously his landlord is a piece of shit, he probably doesn't want to piss him off/create tension, so confronting him about it could be a bad idea. seriously, go to any fucking hardware store, and buy a new deadbolt and install that shit. it takes maybe ten minutes, costs about 15 bucks, and if he's secretly sneaking in, he will know that you know know, hence his key not working/lock changed. If he does bring it up, ask him for a copy of your lease and show him the part where it says he CANT COME IN FUCKING UNANNOUNCED... if that part is not on there, then bounce out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Walk out the front door. Sneak back in through the patio door. Keep lights off and sit there. When someone enters your house you smash them over head with baseball bat. That will teach them the rules of "breaking and entering" /close thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Just go out and get some cheap video surveilance shit, you can buy them for 100 bucks.It comes with software where you can watch it from any computer rby login in on the site. so just put one up outside your door, i mean it doesnt even have to be on. im sure he won't come in with security camera on the door front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Get a fucking lion You can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 Just go out and get some cheap video surveilance shit, you can buy them for 100 bucks.It comes with software where you can watch it from any computer rby login in on the site. so just put one up outside your door, i mean it doesnt even have to be on. im sure he won't come in with security camera on the door front. so you're saying you didn't dress up like a giant teddy bear and tackle your landlord who stole your $100 ? that was a funny mental image you just went and ruined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 and yeah when i first moved in my spot, i was convinced the place was bugged with camera's and that i was being watched. i went inspected every cut,corner,inch, socket, just out of paranoia.i was also convinced he came in and took money.. but i have a terrible memory. i came close to calling him yelling "I KNOW YOU TOOK MY MONEY!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 no i did the teddy bear thing for about an hour, couldn't sit down against a wall like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 :lol: :lol: xanax and cocaine shouldn't be used together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 If I thought my landlord was entering my house without my permission I'd be on the phone flipping the fuck out and threatening physical violence, not devising stupid lock systems very bad idea to threaten the landlord if you "broke" the top lock so that only the bottom one was usable it might help. but then you might get stung for a repair bill I dunno. why the fuck did you move into that building anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I had a Chinese landlord who did this to me repeatedly despite me telling him to stop, so I moved out on him on the 30th with no notice (which is legal, just not very nice). He got super flustered until I said I had timestamped photos of him entering through the back door that the neighbors took when I was at work, and that if he wanted we could take it to court...after a sudden change of heart, I got my deposit back in cash on the spot. Unfortunately for him those photos didn't exist, but I made out okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 no i did the teddy bear thing for about an hour, couldn't sit down against a wall like that. :lol: :lol: :lol: xanax and cocaine shouldn't be used together. It's fun, but generally ends very badly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 As for everyone saying to just change the locks, isn't that a no-no in most leases? It is in mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 You have to give the landlord a key if you change the locks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john_gacy Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Tenants have rights that are not always listed on the lease. You can usually look them up online and may vary by state. Lock changing may or may not be in the lease, depending on the landlord's knowledge of his rights and his past experiences with tenants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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