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this fucking guy.

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fire trucks, they bring dudes with axes that can break down doors and turn off radios.

 

problem solved with a phone call. you smell a fire over in that unit don't you?

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Breaker box or....

 

 

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And remember your story...

 

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The piss trick is to use a cookie sheet then freeze it. Once it's solid, slide it under the door. Boom....the phantom strikes again.

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turns out i chose confront him like a psycho. I think it worked. I havent been back to the thread because i have been sleeping all day lol.

 

I saw him coming home from far away and waited for him, when he opened the door i came in after him and was like yo you need to turn your fucking music off so i can sleep. He was suprised and was just like ok.. he still had no reason for leaving it on in the first place..

 

Anyway this mother fucker has done this like 10 times before and ive already told him a bunch of times. So i bet hes gonna do it again. And when he does, ill have this thread and hes gonna get fucked with way more than a creepy confrontation.

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turns out i chose confront him like a psycho. I think it worked. I havent been back to the thread because i have been sleeping all day lol.

 

I saw him coming home from far away and waited for him, when he opened the door i came in after him and was like yo you need to turn your fucking music off so i can sleep. He was suprised and was just like ok.. he still had no reason for leaving it on in the first place..

 

Anyway this mother fucker has done this like 10 times before and ive already told him a bunch of times. So i bet hes gonna do it again. And when he does, ill have this thread and hes gonna get fucked with way more than a creepy confrontation.

 

Did you grab his shit and yell in his face?

 

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ahah reminds me once when I forgot to turn off my music. Was half way to Atlanta and my roommate texts me..."can you turn it down".....opps. He was able to turn it off in the end though.

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Ok, so my fucking neighbor has music blasting and its fucking 9 am, i just got off of morning shift at work

 

FYI, morning shift would mean that you're going to work somewhere around 9am, not coming home at 9am.

I'm guessing you work the graveyard shift.

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tape gay porn all over his door with a note slipped underneath saying this will happen everytime he leaves his spetzelcat metal playineg all night.

 

 

 

^This is actually a pretty good idea.

 

Except for the part where you'd have to acquire said gay porn.

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Have you considered throwing a gallon of bottled water through his window?

 

I've done this before and it was quite effective. Another good one to do is when he is sleeping and you are not, gather all your friends and fill a garbage can with feces and urine. Gently lean the garbage can onto his door and begin pounding on the door until he opens it, at which point you should flee and an excessive amount of excrement should unleash itself onto his floor and belongings.

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Breaker box or....

 

 

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My Grandfather did this when the kids next door wouldn't stop blasting "nigger music" all day long. At first he put speakers in his trees and blasted country music back at them, but when that didn't work he straight up walked into their house, grabbed their stereo, chucked it out the window, and stared them all down while they didn't say a word

 

My Grandpa was a really fucking scary guy. RIP

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I'm whole-heartedly against EVER calling the police, but in an exact situation a few years ago I was at my wits end with the asshole beneath me in my apartment complex. Unfortunately, the rollies weren't allowed to touch the stereo and said that could only make sure noone was dead or dying.

 

Call the apartment\dorm manager. There has to be someone in charge of that shit.

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Shit down his chimeney

Or better yet set his house on fire and the FD will spray his whole house and the water will damage if not destroy whatever is playing his shit ass music

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My Grandfather did this when the kids next door wouldn't stop blasting "nigger music" all day long. At first he put speakers in his trees and blasted country music back at them, but when that didn't work he straight up walked into their house, grabbed their stereo, chucked it out the window, and stared them all down while they didn't say a word

 

My Grandpa was a really fucking scary guy. RIP

 

Your Grandpa sounds like a G, props to him

My old man pulled some shit like that back in the day

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maybe hes blasting music to drown out screams

hes a tweaker & has a bitch tied up on his bed like that movie

 

just eat lots of asparagus & funnel piss under his door

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or, if you have connected ventilation shafts/systems (which in a dorm you probably will) imagine the possibilities.

 

Milk, mexican, or indian food is a great start...

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