Cymatics Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVEBgESH4Ew&feature=PlayList&p=6887644B0C9CAD49&index=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 piss in cups and poor it under his door......... trust me on this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 turns out i chose confront him like a psycho. I think it worked. I havent been back to the thread because i have been sleeping all day lol. I saw him coming home from far away and waited for him, when he opened the door i came in after him and was like yo you need to turn your fucking music off so i can sleep. He was suprised and was just like ok.. he still had no reason for leaving it on in the first place.. Anyway this mother fucker has done this like 10 times before and ive already told him a bunch of times. So i bet hes gonna do it again. And when he does, ill have this thread and hes gonna get fucked with way more than a creepy confrontation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 CAN'T STOP THE METAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 edit; strangle him for fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 turns out i chose confront him like a psycho. I think it worked. I havent been back to the thread because i have been sleeping all day lol. I saw him coming home from far away and waited for him, when he opened the door i came in after him and was like yo you need to turn your fucking music off so i can sleep. He was suprised and was just like ok.. he still had no reason for leaving it on in the first place.. Anyway this mother fucker has done this like 10 times before and ive already told him a bunch of times. So i bet hes gonna do it again. And when he does, ill have this thread and hes gonna get fucked with way more than a creepy confrontation. Did you grab his shit and yell in his face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 ahah reminds me once when I forgot to turn off my music. Was half way to Atlanta and my roommate texts me..."can you turn it down".....opps. He was able to turn it off in the end though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 If the music is that loud, no one is going to hear you kick the door in. Trust me. People dont even realize that shit is happening if they are an adjacent room most of the time. You are gone or in their face before they know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Ok, so my fucking neighbor has music blasting and its fucking 9 am, i just got off of morning shift at work FYI, morning shift would mean that you're going to work somewhere around 9am, not coming home at 9am. I'm guessing you work the graveyard shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 tape gay porn all over his door with a note slipped underneath saying this will happen everytime he leaves his spetzelcat metal playineg all night. ^This is actually a pretty good idea. Except for the part where you'd have to acquire said gay porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleet Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Have you considered throwing a gallon of bottled water through his window? I've done this before and it was quite effective. Another good one to do is when he is sleeping and you are not, gather all your friends and fill a garbage can with feces and urine. Gently lean the garbage can onto his door and begin pounding on the door until he opens it, at which point you should flee and an excessive amount of excrement should unleash itself onto his floor and belongings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPiddlesworth Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Fill zipllock bag with flour/milk. put opening under dorm. stomp. rinse. repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Breaker box or.... My Grandfather did this when the kids next door wouldn't stop blasting "nigger music" all day long. At first he put speakers in his trees and blasted country music back at them, but when that didn't work he straight up walked into their house, grabbed their stereo, chucked it out the window, and stared them all down while they didn't say a word My Grandpa was a really fucking scary guy. RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jib25 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Did you grab his shit and yell in his face? Love this graphic..!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I'm whole-heartedly against EVER calling the police, but in an exact situation a few years ago I was at my wits end with the asshole beneath me in my apartment complex. Unfortunately, the rollies weren't allowed to touch the stereo and said that could only make sure noone was dead or dying. Call the apartment\dorm manager. There has to be someone in charge of that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Shit down his chimeney Or better yet set his house on fire and the FD will spray his whole house and the water will damage if not destroy whatever is playing his shit ass music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 My Grandfather did this when the kids next door wouldn't stop blasting "nigger music" all day long. At first he put speakers in his trees and blasted country music back at them, but when that didn't work he straight up walked into their house, grabbed their stereo, chucked it out the window, and stared them all down while they didn't say a word My Grandpa was a really fucking scary guy. RIP Your Grandpa sounds like a G, props to him My old man pulled some shit like that back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 maybe hes blasting music to drown out screams hes a tweaker & has a bitch tied up on his bed like that movie just eat lots of asparagus & funnel piss under his door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 or, if you have connected ventilation shafts/systems (which in a dorm you probably will) imagine the possibilities. Milk, mexican, or indian food is a great start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Your Grandpa sounds like a G, props to him My Dad is the toughest person I've ever known, but my Grandpa was by far the most gangsta. He was on some beat your ass for lookin at him the wrong way, shoot you in the head for talking to him the wrong way type shit. He did 3 years on a Texas chain gang when he was in his 50's, that shit will break a 20 year old in top shape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 not only is it dorm people, its danish dorm people. Im liking the call the cops suggestion, that is sounding pretty tempting but i dont even know the emergency number over here. I might do the gay porn idea though. Just gotta get myself to a printer downstairs and hope theres no one else there. Ill take pics of whatever i do if its worthy enough, thanks 12oz i knew i can count on you. You in Denmark? the number is 112 And one idea would be to fuck with his door lock, stick a paper clip in it or some shit. It might not turn the music off but at least it will leave his ass locked out of his own crib Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 Yeah i am in denmark. You live over here? So i found the circuit breaker box for my floor, and tested it out. Its confusing as fuck i dont know how to turn off individual rooms but i figured out how to shut off power to the whole floor so that works. Next time its on im doing that. Also his room mate is this chill african dude who is mad innocent so id feel bad fucking with him . But hes never there when the music is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouch1one Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Catch a beat and kik the door in when that shit hits and dude up above is right no one will hear. Shut it off. Done. Like honestly you could always beat him up, that usually helps. You may actually get thanked by the other nieghbor. Don't call the cops, seriously that's fuckin wack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Yeah i am in denmark. You live over here? So i found the circuit breaker box for my floor, and tested it out. Its confusing as fuck i dont know how to turn off individual rooms but i figured out how to shut off power to the whole floor so that works. Next time its on im doing that. Also his room mate is this chill african dude who is mad innocent so id feel bad fucking with him . But hes never there when the music is on. Not anymore, lived in Copenhagen for a while, liked it a lot. And I also had a next door neighbor who would play shitty popmusic mad loud in the middle of the night, the asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 i hear shitty mexi-polka all night. i'd LOVE metal coming from my neighbors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 its not so much the music i mind, its the fact that it vibrates my fucking skull. But i know where the circuit breaker is, so any time that shit reaches that level whether hes there or not im cuttin the power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 send beavers in through his window to eat his door, then you can get in and turn the tunes down. also you could go into his toilet, lift the lid off the cistern and take a shite in there. then put the lid back on. it'll smell like fuck, but he probably won't understand where the stench is coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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