delonemonkey Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Ok, so my fucking neighbor has music blasting and its fucking 9 am, i just got off of morning shift at work and im trying to sleep. The mother fucker isnt even home and his door is locked. I would break and enter but i cant climb into the window. I am this close to fucking knocking a hole in the wall and fixing the shit myself. The shit is so fucking loud its just vibrating my whole room. I am going to kill this mother fucker. WHO THE FUCK LEAVES ON LOUD ASS METAL WHEN THEY GO OUT? WHAT THE FUCK...and nothing i do can stop it aside from blast my own music, but i want to fucking sleep. Thats not happening now, though so instead im gonna smoke a spliff and ask 12oz for help on how to handle this mother fuck. I forget where i heard it, but someone mentioned how when they were living in a dorm they pissed under a mother fuckers door. I am pretty close to doing that, but id like some other suggestions. fuck this guy. Nigga has another thing coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 is it this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 cant you cut the power. or can you flick the power switch on and off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 go to a pay phone and say your friend who lives at that address was talkin about suicide, say you been calling and even came over and you could hear music but no answer.... the cops will kick the fucking door in and turn the music down for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Dorm people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 tape gay porn all over his door with a note slipped underneath saying this will happen everytime he leaves his spetzelcat metal playineg all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 not only is it dorm people, its danish dorm people. Im liking the call the cops suggestion, that is sounding pretty tempting but i dont even know the emergency number over here. I might do the gay porn idea though. Just gotta get myself to a printer downstairs and hope theres no one else there. Ill take pics of whatever i do if its worthy enough, thanks 12oz i knew i can count on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Before I can suggest a solution I need to know if you own a pistol, a shovel, a funnel, and can urinate in any situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Shit in a bag. Throw bag against door. Leave note thanking him for leaving his music on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 del where are you exactly? and mercer i wanna know what you got up your sleeve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 del where are you exactly? and mercer i wanna know what you got up your sleeve my job back in new york hooked me up with this foriegn exchange type deal. I get to work for this school and in exchange stay at the dorm, and its in denmark. Its an international school so theres a bunch of europeans and shit but i am the only american. And, funnel, check. Shovel, check. Urine, check. I dont have a pistol though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 word, ive had friends who have gotten to do shit kind of like that, not in Denmark tho. one of my friends went to china to teach english (and he was no teacher) and got hooked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Have you considered throwing a gallon of bottled water through his window? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 All right, without a pistol that plan won't work, I might have another scenario worked out though. By chance do you have some duct tape, a sharp knife, GHB, a fiend named Smitty, and a rape tunnel handy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 In all seriousness I'd go with a borderline psycho face to face confrontation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toprock Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Have you considered throwing a gallon of bottled water through his window? this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Bees... Lots of fucking bees man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 you need to find the electrical closet, and find the breaker for his room. If it's a Dorm style, chances are they have seperate breakers per dorm room. Easy as pie. If you can avoid making the door look like it's getting broken into somehow, then he or, the support services people for the building will think he is just overloading sockets and continually tripping the breaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Get some of these and then go to sleep. I get home from work and my stupid landlord will be doing construction on the outside of the house..in fact, right outside of my bedroom window. I put in some ear plugs and sleep like a dead baby. Breaking the law isn't something that I like to do if I can help it. I don't want to give the Politzei any reason to talk to me at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Before I can suggest a solution I need to know if you own a pistol, a shovel, a funnel, and can urinate in any situation? All right, without a pistol that plan won't work, I might have another scenario worked out though. By chance do you have some duct tape, a sharp knife, GHB, a fiend named Smitty, and a rape tunnel handy? Hahaha Mercer you remind me of that guy in half baked who can make a bong out of anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jib25 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Paste the door handle with syrup or honey or somethin'... Can you use a squirt bottle to get under the door? Spray something rough in his dorm? Something like fish oil mixed with some other shit? That'd fuck him up and be a few seconds to pull off..??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 beat the shit out of him when he turns up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 calling cops about potential suicide works. (from other than your phone) ive done it. but it was for reasons other than loud music. except, i reported the smell of something foul..possibly death. effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 get a fire extinguisher and spray it under the door or break in and put jalapenos in his microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 fire trucks, they bring dudes with axes that can break down doors and turn off radios. problem solved with a phone call. you smell a fire over in that unit don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Some Codeine will put u to sleep. Just sip the sizzurp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Breaker box or.... And remember your story... The piss trick is to use a cookie sheet then freeze it. Once it's solid, slide it under the door. Boom....the phantom strikes again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Have you tried talking to him? Or is this the first time this has happened? The suicide phone call sounds like the best idea, every other one is just some gangsta fantasy bull shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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