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this fucking guy.

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Ok, so my fucking neighbor has music blasting and its fucking 9 am, i just got off of morning shift at work and im trying to sleep. The mother fucker isnt even home and his door is locked. I would break and enter but i cant climb into the window. I am this close to fucking knocking a hole in the wall and fixing the shit myself. The shit is so fucking loud its just vibrating my whole room. I am going to kill this mother fucker.

 

WHO THE FUCK LEAVES ON LOUD ASS METAL WHEN THEY GO OUT? WHAT THE FUCK...and nothing i do can stop it aside from blast my own music, but i want to fucking sleep.

 

Thats not happening now, though so instead im gonna smoke a spliff and ask 12oz for help on how to handle this mother fuck. I forget where i heard it, but someone mentioned how when they were living in a dorm they pissed under a mother fuckers door. I am pretty close to doing that, but id like some other suggestions.

 

 

fuck this guy. Nigga has another thing coming.

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go to a pay phone and say your friend who lives at that address was talkin about suicide, say you been calling and even came over and you could hear music but no answer....

 

the cops will kick the fucking door in and turn the music down for you

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not only is it dorm people, its danish dorm people.

 

Im liking the call the cops suggestion, that is sounding pretty tempting but i dont even know the emergency number over here. I might do the gay porn idea though. Just gotta get myself to a printer downstairs and hope theres no one else there.

 

 

Ill take pics of whatever i do if its worthy enough, thanks 12oz i knew i can count on you.

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Before I can suggest a solution I need to know if you own a pistol, a shovel, a funnel, and can urinate in any situation?

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Shit in a bag. Throw bag against door. Leave note thanking him for leaving his music on.

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del where are you exactly?

 

and mercer i wanna know what you got up your sleeve

 

my job back in new york hooked me up with this foriegn exchange type deal. I get to work for this school and in exchange stay at the dorm, and its in denmark. Its an international school so theres a bunch of europeans and shit but i am the only american.

 

 

And, funnel, check. Shovel, check. Urine, check. I dont have a pistol though.

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word, ive had friends who have gotten to do shit kind of like that, not in Denmark tho. one of my friends went to china to teach english (and he was no teacher) and got hooked up.

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All right, without a pistol that plan won't work, I might have another scenario worked out though.

 

By chance do you have some duct tape, a sharp knife, GHB, a fiend named Smitty, and a rape tunnel handy?

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In all seriousness I'd go with a borderline psycho face to face confrontation.

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you need to find the electrical closet, and find the breaker for his room. If it's a Dorm style, chances are they have seperate breakers per dorm room. Easy as pie. If you can avoid making the door look like it's getting broken into somehow, then he or, the support services people for the building will think he is just overloading sockets and continually tripping the breaker.

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Get some of these and then go to sleep.

 

I get home from work and my stupid landlord will be doing construction on the outside of the house..in fact, right outside of my bedroom window.

I put in some ear plugs and sleep like a dead baby.

 

Breaking the law isn't something that I like to do if I can help it.

I don't want to give the Politzei any reason to talk to me at all.

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Before I can suggest a solution I need to know if you own a pistol, a shovel, a funnel, and can urinate in any situation?

 

All right, without a pistol that plan won't work, I might have another scenario worked out though.

 

By chance do you have some duct tape, a sharp knife, GHB, a fiend named Smitty, and a rape tunnel handy?

 

Hahaha Mercer you remind me of that guy in half baked who can make a bong out of anything

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Paste the door handle with syrup or honey or somethin'... Can you use a squirt bottle to get under the door? Spray something rough in his dorm? Something like fish oil mixed with some other shit? That'd fuck him up and be a few seconds to pull off..??!!

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calling cops about potential suicide works. (from other than your phone)

 

ive done it. but it was for reasons other than loud music.

 

except, i reported the smell of something foul..possibly death.

effective.

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