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and your recent graduation from fourth grade grammar still doesn't help the fact that you ignored the fact that at one point in this thread enough viable information from a large number of sources was put forth to debunk the obtuse claims most naysayers have been posting

 

 

 

Since you have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old with ADHD, I'll try and break it down for you AGAIN.

 

Nobody's saying that there isn't a giant pile of trash floating in the ocean.

Nobody's saying that the birds aren't eating it.

Nobody's saying that they aren't dying from it.

 

What we're saying is that the pics in that link where there's more cigarette lighters and bottle caps than could possibly fit in the birds stomach are STAGED.

The asshole who took the pics and claimed that that's exactly how he found them and that they weren't altered is a FRAUD.

And anybody who can't clearly see that the dead birds were stuffed with lighters and shit is a RETARD.

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fact: the albatross is the largest sea bird

 

 

 

 

 

i found a coloring book image just so you can grasp this

 

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and a fun project you can share with your son after you get done arguing with people on ch0

 

The boy is 1.5 metres from fingertip to fingertip (and 1.5 metres tall). His weight is 30 kilograms.

The Royal albatross (at the top) is 3.5 metres from wingtip to wingtip, weight is 8 kilograms.

The Antipodean (wandering) albatross is 3.2 metres from wingtip to wingtip, their weight is 8 kilograms.

 

How tall are you? If you lay beside a Royal albatross with a wingspan of 3.5 metres, how much longer would the albatross be?

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This wows me even more...

 

Hear the rime of the Ancient Mariner

See his eye as he stops one of three

Mesmerises one of the wedding guests

Stay here and listen to the nightmares

of the Sea

 

And the music plays on, as the bride passes by

Caught by his spell and

the Mariner tells his tale.

 

Driven south to the land of the snow and ice

To a place where nobody's been

Through the snow fog flies on the albatross

Hailed in God's name,

hoping good luck it brings.

 

And the ship sails on, back to the North

Through the fog and ice and

the albatross follows on

 

The mariner kills the bird of good omen

His shipmates cry against what he's done

But when the fog clears, they justify him

And make themselves a part of the crime.

 

Sailing on and on and North across the sea

Sailing on and on and North 'till all is calm

 

The albatross begins with its vengeance

A terrible curse a thirst has begun

His shipmates blame bad luck on the Mariner

About his neck, the dead bird is hung.

 

And the curse goes on and on and on at sea

And the thirst goes on and on for them and me

 

"Day after day, day after day,

we stuck nor breath nor motion

As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean

Water, water everywhere and

all the boards did shrink

Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink."

 

[sAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)]

 

There, calls the mariner

there comes a ship over the line

But how can she sail with no wind

in her sails and no tide.

 

See... onward she comes

Onwards she nears, out of the sun

See... she has no crew

She has no life, wait but there's two

 

Death and she Life in Death,

they throw their dice for the crew

She wins the Mariner and he belongs to her now.

Then ... crew one by one

They drop down dead, two hundred men

She... She, Life in Death.

She lets him live, her chosen one.

 

[NARRATIVE]

"One after one by the star dogged moon,

too quick for groan or sigh

Each turned his face with a ghastly pang

and cursed me with his eye

Four times fifty living men

(and I heard nor sigh nor groan),

With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,

they dropped down one by one."

 

[sAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)]

 

The curse it lives on in their eyes

The Mariner he wished he'd die

Along with the sea creatures

But they lived on, so did he.

 

And by the light of the moon

He prays for their beauty not doom

With heart he blesses them

God's creatures all of them too.

 

Then the spell starts to break

The albatross falls from his neck

Sinks down like lead into the Sea

Then down in falls comes the rain.

 

Hear the groans of the long dead seamen

See them stir and they start to rise

Bodies lifted by good spirits

None of them speak

and they're lifeless in their eyes

 

And revenge is still sought, penance starts again

Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on.

 

Now the curse is finally lifted

And the Mariner sights his home

Spirits go from the long dead bodies

Form their own light and

the Mariner's left alone

 

And then a boat came sailing towards him

It was a joy he could not believe

The Pilot's boat, his son and the hermit

Penance of life will fall onto Him.

 

And the ship it sinks like lead into the sea

And the hermit shrives the mariner of his sins

 

The Mariner's bound to tell of his story

To tell his tale wherever he goes

To teach God's word by his own example

That we must love all things that God made.

 

And the wedding guest's a sad and wiser man

And the tale goes on and on and on.

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i dont feel like moving back to d.c just to educate myself at georgetown university for another year...

 

cause i'll be honest all i did was steal shit sell drugs and play video games.

 

and dawg way are you trying to put people on blast through google links?

 

 

fact : one week of mams's life is probably more amazing than all 35 years of your sad existence on earth

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The whole counterargument is starting to feel like a talking point on Fox News.

 

"No one is denying the overwhelming proof supporting A, B, or C, but LOOK AT PHOTOGRAPH D! It's clearly been faked, therefore the photographer obviously shops in the women's jeans department thus making the entire topic moot and quite possibly gay."

 

Therefore, the logical conclusion to that line of reasoning is that if the validity of any subject hinged upon one photograph that may or may not have been staged or doctored, that more or less invalidates reality as a whole.

 

So, I guess I don't have to go apply for this courier job today after all, since NONE OF THIS IS REAL....seeing as how I've had photos and video shot of me over the years when I was a messenger and at times they were staged or touched up.

 

Thanks! Now I can sit here and spend my waking hours staring at the wall (which may or may not be there) like Bobo Bolinsky...all because of the questionable veracity of some photo of a bird corpse with a pile of junk in the middle on a beach somewhere.

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youreanidiot.jpg

 

IT'S SHIT LIKE THIS THAT TURN INTO 4 PAGES OF NOTHING, AND THEN WE GET THIS:

 

Since you have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old with ADHD, I'll try and break it down for you AGAIN.

 

Nobody's saying that there isn't a giant pile of trash floating in the ocean.

Nobody's saying that the birds aren't eating it.

Nobody's saying that they aren't dying from it.

 

What we're saying is that the pics in that link where there's more cigarette lighters and bottle caps than could possibly fit in the birds stomach are STAGED.

The asshole who took the pics and claimed that that's exactly how he found them and that they weren't altered is a FRAUD.

And anybody who can't clearly see that the dead birds were stuffed with lighters and shit is a RETARD.

 

DO YOU SEE A DIFFERENCE?

 

DAVID LETTERMEN DOES NOT CLEARLY EXPRESS YOUR THOUGHT AND/OR IDEA

 

There is a formula for every DAO argument, and I've located the X-factor - the point at which all DAO arguments start to thrive - A PHOTOSHOP OF DAVID LETTERMEN.

 

 

 

We can go on living now that we know how to prevent this from happening again.

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