MOOGLE? Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 and you graduated from what college? specializing in what field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 and your recent graduation from fourth grade grammar still doesn't help the fact that you ignored the fact that at one point in this thread enough viable information from a large number of sources was put forth to debunk the obtuse claims most naysayers have been posting Since you have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old with ADHD, I'll try and break it down for you AGAIN. Nobody's saying that there isn't a giant pile of trash floating in the ocean. Nobody's saying that the birds aren't eating it. Nobody's saying that they aren't dying from it. What we're saying is that the pics in that link where there's more cigarette lighters and bottle caps than could possibly fit in the birds stomach are STAGED. The asshole who took the pics and claimed that that's exactly how he found them and that they weren't altered is a FRAUD. And anybody who can't clearly see that the dead birds were stuffed with lighters and shit is a RETARD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 fact: the albatross is the largest sea bird i found a coloring book image just so you can grasp this and a fun project you can share with your son after you get done arguing with people on ch0 The boy is 1.5 metres from fingertip to fingertip (and 1.5 metres tall). His weight is 30 kilograms. The Royal albatross (at the top) is 3.5 metres from wingtip to wingtip, weight is 8 kilograms. The Antipodean (wandering) albatross is 3.2 metres from wingtip to wingtip, their weight is 8 kilograms. How tall are you? If you lay beside a Royal albatross with a wingspan of 3.5 metres, how much longer would the albatross be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 and you graduated from what college? specializing in what field? Since when do you have to earn a degree in common sense? If that's the case, then you need to go back for a couple years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 http://images.google.com/images?q=albatross%20stomach&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi So many staged pictures! Albatross stomachs = the new crop circle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 fact: the albatross is the largest sea bird Word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 http://images.google.com/images?q=albatross%20stomach&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi So many staged pictures! Albatross stomachs = the new crop circle! http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=ufo+pictures&aq=1&oq=ufo&aqi=g10&start=0 http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=big+foot&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g-s1g2g-s3g1g-s1g1g-s1&start=0 http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=alien+lizard&btnG=Search+images&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 so... are you gonna do the project with your son or not.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=dao&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g3g-s1g3g-s1g1g-s1&start=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=el+mamerro&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 This wows me even more... Hear the rime of the Ancient Mariner See his eye as he stops one of three Mesmerises one of the wedding guests Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the Sea And the music plays on, as the bride passes by Caught by his spell and the Mariner tells his tale. Driven south to the land of the snow and ice To a place where nobody's been Through the snow fog flies on the albatross Hailed in God's name, hoping good luck it brings. And the ship sails on, back to the North Through the fog and ice and the albatross follows on The mariner kills the bird of good omen His shipmates cry against what he's done But when the fog clears, they justify him And make themselves a part of the crime. Sailing on and on and North across the sea Sailing on and on and North 'till all is calm The albatross begins with its vengeance A terrible curse a thirst has begun His shipmates blame bad luck on the Mariner About his neck, the dead bird is hung. And the curse goes on and on and on at sea And the thirst goes on and on for them and me "Day after day, day after day, we stuck nor breath nor motion As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink." [sAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)] There, calls the mariner there comes a ship over the line But how can she sail with no wind in her sails and no tide. See... onward she comes Onwards she nears, out of the sun See... she has no crew She has no life, wait but there's two Death and she Life in Death, they throw their dice for the crew She wins the Mariner and he belongs to her now. Then ... crew one by one They drop down dead, two hundred men She... She, Life in Death. She lets him live, her chosen one. [NARRATIVE] "One after one by the star dogged moon, too quick for groan or sigh Each turned his face with a ghastly pang and cursed me with his eye Four times fifty living men (and I heard nor sigh nor groan), With heavy thump, a lifeless lump, they dropped down one by one." [sAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)] The curse it lives on in their eyes The Mariner he wished he'd die Along with the sea creatures But they lived on, so did he. And by the light of the moon He prays for their beauty not doom With heart he blesses them God's creatures all of them too. Then the spell starts to break The albatross falls from his neck Sinks down like lead into the Sea Then down in falls comes the rain. Hear the groans of the long dead seamen See them stir and they start to rise Bodies lifted by good spirits None of them speak and they're lifeless in their eyes And revenge is still sought, penance starts again Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on. Now the curse is finally lifted And the Mariner sights his home Spirits go from the long dead bodies Form their own light and the Mariner's left alone And then a boat came sailing towards him It was a joy he could not believe The Pilot's boat, his son and the hermit Penance of life will fall onto Him. And the ship it sinks like lead into the sea And the hermit shrives the mariner of his sins The Mariner's bound to tell of his story To tell his tale wherever he goes To teach God's word by his own example That we must love all things that God made. And the wedding guest's a sad and wiser man And the tale goes on and on and on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 so... are you gonna do the project with your son or not.. Are you gonna go back to college and see about that degree in common sense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 i dont feel like moving back to d.c just to educate myself at georgetown university for another year... cause i'll be honest all i did was steal shit sell drugs and play video games. and dawg way are you trying to put people on blast through google links? fact : one week of mams's life is probably more amazing than all 35 years of your sad existence on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Look at that fuckin' pocket watch lookin' thing to the right. Now look at these muthafuckas mouths....how the hell could it possible to swallow that shit? EVIDENTLY IT'S A HOAX! YOU GUYS HAVE TO FEEL LIKE FUCKIN' IDIOTS NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 i dont feel like moving back to d.c just to educate myself at georgetown university for another year... It'll probably take you 2-4 just to earn a couple credits anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9W7Qo1T6M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 "hmmm i see sf1 seems to be at about 20 or lower" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 "" i say ten or below ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 FUCK. so thats where my lighter went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 DAO smack dab in the middle of yet another real vs fake argument... go figure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 The whole counterargument is starting to feel like a talking point on Fox News. "No one is denying the overwhelming proof supporting A, B, or C, but LOOK AT PHOTOGRAPH D! It's clearly been faked, therefore the photographer obviously shops in the women's jeans department thus making the entire topic moot and quite possibly gay." Therefore, the logical conclusion to that line of reasoning is that if the validity of any subject hinged upon one photograph that may or may not have been staged or doctored, that more or less invalidates reality as a whole. So, I guess I don't have to go apply for this courier job today after all, since NONE OF THIS IS REAL....seeing as how I've had photos and video shot of me over the years when I was a messenger and at times they were staged or touched up. Thanks! Now I can sit here and spend my waking hours staring at the wall (which may or may not be there) like Bobo Bolinsky...all because of the questionable veracity of some photo of a bird corpse with a pile of junk in the middle on a beach somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 IT'S SHIT LIKE THIS THAT TURN INTO 4 PAGES OF NOTHING, AND THEN WE GET THIS: Since you have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old with ADHD, I'll try and break it down for you AGAIN. Nobody's saying that there isn't a giant pile of trash floating in the ocean. Nobody's saying that the birds aren't eating it. Nobody's saying that they aren't dying from it. What we're saying is that the pics in that link where there's more cigarette lighters and bottle caps than could possibly fit in the birds stomach are STAGED. The asshole who took the pics and claimed that that's exactly how he found them and that they weren't altered is a FRAUD. And anybody who can't clearly see that the dead birds were stuffed with lighters and shit is a RETARD. DO YOU SEE A DIFFERENCE? DAVID LETTERMEN DOES NOT CLEARLY EXPRESS YOUR THOUGHT AND/OR IDEA There is a formula for every DAO argument, and I've located the X-factor - the point at which all DAO arguments start to thrive - A PHOTOSHOP OF DAVID LETTERMEN. We can go on living now that we know how to prevent this from happening again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
projetmayhem Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Natural selection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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