LexDiamonds Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 So, last night I drank a 6er of red stripe beer. You know, those small fat looking bottles of Jamaican beer. I just woke up 10 minutes ago, thought I smelled weed, pretty sure none of my neighbors smoke. I walked into the kitchen, reached up for a glass and smell weed again. My fucking armpits smell like weed, kinda good weed to. From drinking Jamaican beer. Coincidence? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 she farts in her sleep & sleeps in her farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=THE SWIPE= Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 SO DOES MINE....I CALL HER SLEEPING TOOTIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 just sleep with your dick in her butt. problem solved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 just sleep with your dick in her butt. problem solved. This is quality advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 SO DOES MINE....I CALL HER SLEEPING TOOTIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 just eat some aspergus and piss on her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 just sleep with your dick in her butt. problem solved. Bonus points if you're a bed-wetter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 what is it with you internet people and peeing in butts?gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 my girl just told me that i snore and then giggle at the end of my snore cycle... is that weird?? does anyone does this in their sleep that has been reportes to them the following day? or am i the only case study to date??? :confused: :huh: :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Bonus points if you're a bed-wetter. haha, kill two birds with one stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 s... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 just sleep with your dick in her butt. problem solved. I like this. But if not, use a cork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 wait wait wait. you like to sleep with a dick or a cork in your butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 HER butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 big LOL at cake farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouch1one Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 This is a wierd thread...like y? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 fuck this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I've been with my girl almost a year and a half and have never heard her fart. I would be absolutely repulsed if I did, shits not cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 girls do fart, true story, unfortunately.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouch1one Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I prefer to be with women that don't even poop let alone fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I've been with my girl almost a year and a half and have never heard her fart. I would be absolutely repulsed if I did, shits not cool ive been with my girl for two years and she farts more than me. luckily they dont smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 That's disgusting. Leave that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Its inevitable dude, your girl will slip up eventually I know this dude who can't even stand the thought of his girlfriend peeing. He makes her go to bed wearing make up. We told him MGD stood for massive girl dumps and it ruined his night completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Its inevitable dude, your girl will slip up eventually We broke up ONCE AGAIN today. Maybe moving out is what she does when she needs to go fart in peace :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 i used to kick it with this hot jehovah chick with huge tits and was beautiful as hell and was basically untouchable for a looong time cause she was jehovah which kinda made her just as much a dude as the rest of us, but one of the most respectable chicks i've known, and she used to rip ass, punch someone and then laugh. she was even known to grab your head and rip one right on your face. i find it kinda funny when girls just blast one, but at the same time sometimes its just, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 women do not fart. or shit The end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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