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my girl farted in her sleep acouple months ago outta the blue so hard she woke herself up, seriously, she woudnt have believed me but her friend heard it too.

 

 

one girl i dated years ago never farted ever but for some reason i convinced her through months of lies that she ripped them in her sleep all the time. i dont know why i did it, i just did

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i will have to disagree. girls in boy shorts, i could never get on this fetish band wagon. it's the name I think.

 

they need to call them something else. like... crescent moon ass shorts.

 

 

It's a common name that people recognize. I would call them

 

"bootylookssmoothgirlbackupoverhereandbendovermasaurusrex".

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So, last night I drank a 6er of red stripe beer.

You know, those small fat looking bottles of Jamaican beer.

 

I just woke up 10 minutes ago, thought I smelled weed, pretty sure none of my neighbors smoke.

I walked into the kitchen, reached up for a glass and smell weed again.

 

My fucking armpits smell like weed, kinda good weed to.

From drinking Jamaican beer.

Coincidence?

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i get that alot mercer.believe it or not.idk what the fuck that is about i dont even smoke that much weed or drink or anything...weird.

dont make a bitch ur girlfriend..dont love these hoes.

 

word.cant turn a hoe into a housewife.but i dont think that has anything to do with this.i think she's either not aware of the fact that she's farting or she doesnt give a fuck becuase she's a nasty bitch.either way you need to seriously punch this bitch in the asshole until she gets the point.trust me when i say this.it works.

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