Butter_Milkshake Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 does her vagina fart when you fuck her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Girl farts=cat farts i didnt know cats could fart to be completely honest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 i didnt know cats could fart to be completely honest... If Satan was a fart, it would be a cat fart. Or girl fart. They are interchangeable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5onit Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 pics of your bitch or gtfo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 my girl farted in her sleep acouple months ago outta the blue so hard she woke herself up, seriously, she woudnt have believed me but her friend heard it too. one girl i dated years ago never farted ever but for some reason i convinced her through months of lies that she ripped them in her sleep all the time. i dont know why i did it, i just did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 it all makes sense now casek,why girl farts smell so much like fire and brimstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 it all makes sense now casek,why girl farts smell so much like fire and brimstone. Yeah, but girls in boy shorts make up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 time to bring this one back cakefarts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Yeah, but girls in boy shorts make up for it. i will have to disagree. girls in boy shorts, i could never get on this fetish band wagon. it's the name I think. they need to call them something else. like... crescent moon ass shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 i will have to disagree. girls in boy shorts, i could never get on this fetish band wagon. it's the name I think. they need to call them something else. like... crescent moon ass shorts. It's a common name that people recognize. I would call them "bootylookssmoothgirlbackupoverhereandbendovermasaurusrex". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 your girlfriend sounds putrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 your girlfriend had a sex change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 If you start fucking her ass everyday for thirty days straight.. You'll never hear her fart again and she'll walk funny and hate sitting down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 ...and shit will fall out of her butt everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 my girlfriend smokes bongs up her ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 If any gf I have had farts around me I tell her that ass needs plugging, and I mean it too, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I like to give my wife a good Dutch Oven every now and then when she's sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I heard you can get high if you huff those things... Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 The threads in ch.0 have sucked lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 she just don't respect you. ^This. Dump the broad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 this happened to me once. so i returned the favor when she gave me head. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 does she fart out the condom from the previous night? you know... inflate it like a balloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 dont make a bitch ur girlfriend..dont love these hoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 time to bring this one back cakefarts not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 So, last night I drank a 6er of red stripe beer. You know, those small fat looking bottles of Jamaican beer. I just woke up 10 minutes ago, thought I smelled weed, pretty sure none of my neighbors smoke. I walked into the kitchen, reached up for a glass and smell weed again. My fucking armpits smell like weed, kinda good weed to. From drinking Jamaican beer. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 i get that alot mercer.believe it or not.idk what the fuck that is about i dont even smoke that much weed or drink or anything...weird. dont make a bitch ur girlfriend..dont love these hoes. word.cant turn a hoe into a housewife.but i dont think that has anything to do with this.i think she's either not aware of the fact that she's farting or she doesnt give a fuck becuase she's a nasty bitch.either way you need to seriously punch this bitch in the asshole until she gets the point.trust me when i say this.it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 did you put a funnel and pee in her butt and backfired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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