mdot Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Spice weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 then she giggles and dosent believe me when i tell her about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 tits. NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 She ain't really asleep dude, you have to be at least semi awake or you'll shit yourself, she just don't respect you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 then she giggles and dosent believe me when i tell her about it I usually just nudge her over until she falls off the side. /unpleasant waker-upper oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 do cum bubbles come out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 youre really on a roll here, mass-producing stupid threads stop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 She is reading this with me and I cant stop lol'ing. She's mad about it. keep the cracks coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Fuck you and your fat girlfriend you filthy nigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 my bad... I should post like 15 threads about DAO/ then i would be uber cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 i feel bad for u son..just spray some axe/febreese down her asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 She is reading this with me and I cant stop lol'ing. She's mad about it. keep the cracks coming She has feminine hygiene problems and doesn't own an unstained pair of panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 She doesn't wear panties most of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 punch the bitch in the asshole until she gets the point that she does not fart in your goddamn bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 She doesn't wear panties most of the time Hurrrrr Durrrrrrrr 'cause she doesn't own any clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 She doesn't wear panties most of the time She has feminine hygiene problems and doesn't own an unstained sheet. *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 this happened to me once. so i returned the favor when she gave me head. we broke up shortly after that. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 my bad... I should post like 15 threads about DAO/ then i would be uber cool instead of 15 threads that revolve around you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Are we gonna see this beezies tits appear here or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 ya, post her tits or gtfo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 My girl waits until she hears the shower going and thinks I'm in it before she let's hers rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 every step my grandma takes she farts.she's literally always farting all the time.even at the table.its disgusting but fucking hilarious.its like she's completely oblivious to the fact that she's passing gas.just wanted to add that in here becuase this seemed like the appropiate place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 My girl waits until she hears the shower going and thinks I'm in it before she let's hers rip A few of mine have done the ol' "go in the bathroom and pretend to pee and turn on water faucet so he doesn't hear your let out some putrid gas creature poison vapor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 every step my grandma takes she farts.she's literally always farting all the time.even at the table.its disgusting but fucking hilarious.its like she's completely oblivious to the fact that she's passing gas.just wanted to add that in here becuase this seemed like the appropiate place. So, uh......is she single? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 i think it can be agreed that girl farts are entirely disgusting and not in the least bit funny unlike dog farts and their should be a law against it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 So, uh......is she single? you want her number casek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 i think it can be agreed that girl farts are entirely disgusting and not in the least bit funny unlike dog farts and their should be a law against it... Girl farts=cat farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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