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My girlfriend farts in her sleep

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She ain't really asleep dude, you have to be at least semi awake or you'll shit yourself, she just don't respect you.

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then she giggles and dosent believe me when i tell her about it

 

 

I usually just nudge her over until she falls off the side.

 

/unpleasant waker-upper oner.

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She is reading this with me and I cant stop lol'ing. She's mad about it. keep the cracks coming

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my bad... I should post like 15 threads about DAO/ then i would be uber cool

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She is reading this with me and I cant stop lol'ing. She's mad about it. keep the cracks coming

 

 

She has feminine hygiene problems and doesn't own an unstained pair of panties.

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She doesn't wear panties most of the time

 

 

 

 

She has feminine hygiene problems and doesn't own an unstained sheet.

 

*fixed

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this happened to me once. so i returned the favor when she gave me head. we broke up shortly after that. good times.

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my bad... I should post like 15 threads about DAO/ then i would be uber cool

 

instead of 15 threads that revolve around you.

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every step my grandma takes she farts.she's literally always farting all the time.even at the table.its disgusting but fucking hilarious.its like she's completely oblivious to the fact that she's passing gas.just wanted to add that in here becuase this seemed like the appropiate place.

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