nsmbfan Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I'm too much of a fatty for anyone to even attempt to approach me. especially asshole dudes. i'd still smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 wheres cali? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 then along comes a fuckin rhinocerous, tryin to get some of my good lion lovin, fuck that. One time you posted a picture of your girl and someone pointed out that she looked like a rhino. And she most definitely did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 lol...im right here. sorry guys....its probably my fault all these fat girls think theyre hot. i tell them they are all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 then along comes a fuckin rhinocerous, tryin to get some of my good lion lovin, fuck that. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 [X] has had this happen before the friends really are the most insulting part, I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 after losing weight, i believe i have become quite the dick, but i don't understand it anymore...there really is no reason for anyone to be fat unless you have some medical condition that keeps you that way. there's this one chick in my math course who keeps giving me the fucking googly eyes and shit and she is BUSTED and fat, and im like no bueno gordita maximus it aint happening . i've met a lot of bigger ladies who probably would look good if they dropped some weight, it really isnt that hard. ride a fucking bike everywhere change diet, and prosper. all in all, big chicks get no love from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I hate fat bitchs. I know this one super fat slut that fucks like 3 to 4 different guys a week. Pretty much each week. It blows my mind. I mean I really feel like I could puke. If I can get pics of her I will post them. The worst part. This caw is one of my girls best friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 i'm too much of an asshole for anyone to even attempt to approach me. ^^^Im THIS fuckin' guy right here. I love some plump sluts but they have to be pretty in the face and have some other feature going for them. Like a fat ass, no drooling and can count to at least 20. But for real, fuck any bitch who tries to high style on people like they have something people want. Aside from thinking they are hot, some of them try to act like they have money when they live with their struggling single mom. Fuck outta here with that noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 way quicker to put it on an average skinny girl than a cute in the face fatty. Actually ive never put it on a big girl.... just a cemetary full of slim average to dimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 all you had to say was no im not interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Fat girls don't give good head, they just give head, all head is good unless it's bad head. The problem with fat girl head is they don't finish the job, expecting a fuck. Happened to me on my birthday a long time ago, out drinking. The night was finishing up with me, my boy Seth, and two semi attractive chubby girls. Got offered a ride home, accepted an offer for birthday dome on the way. She just stopped right close to the good part. Ended up having to smash out of frustration. The funny part was I called my boy Seth the next morning. Said "Yo, don't tell nobody, I fucked that fat girl from last night". He said "Dont say nothing but I fucked the other one, bitch wouldn't finish the blow job." I busted out laughing like these girls had a game plan for this shit. Don't accept dome from a smart fat girl, you'll end up ashamed of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 22, 2009 Author Share Posted October 22, 2009 Aside from thinking they are hot, some of them try to act like they have money... Man, those girls are terrible. Oh gosh, the girls who think they're fashionable 'cuz they're wearing purple, but wear Ugg boots and sweat pants on the reg; went to the opera once for a matinee, on a school trip, and front like they've got culture, even though Kenny Ken and the new rock radio is all they know; buying a keychain just so they can say they bought it at a boutique; 'doing lunch' with their three frienemies at the Chinese sushi spot, all of them uglier, sluttier, and more confused than Carrie Bradshaw; drinking nine dollar wine, thinking they even know what a malbec is... It goes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 22, 2009 Author Share Posted October 22, 2009 all you had to say was no im not interested i never said that i never said that. you really think i want to see 'This Is It' on opening weekend? I don't, and I think I already got suckered into seeing it with three of the waitresses where I drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 i get hit on by big women all the time.it sucks becuase im way to nice to tell the bitch to fuck off but i mean in my head its what im screaming.i dont want to hurt their feelings or nothing so i make excuses like "oh im not into dating" or "i go out with someone else" but they still hit on me.i kinda wish i was attracted to big women becuase if i was id be getting pussy left and right but alas.im not and never will be a chubby chaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 its all good in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 That's the attitude that will have you fucking men in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 … … Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ufgators09 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 the good majority of these girls are fucken Hispanic or black i guarantee it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 At least that fat bitch put in some work to distract you from the fatness not like she was all eating Jack n the box and burping this last fat bitch I fucked was all like "I'm a real woman with real curves" I was thinking, real women sposed to have like 3 or 4 curves, max you got like 18 curves in all sorts of different directions, that ain't how women are supposed to look! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 i just want to say......i love you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 50's drinking again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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izzyD Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 the good majority of these girls are fucken Hispanic or black i guarantee it well most of the fatso women that hit on me are white and im hispanic i see more fat white girls than hispanic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ufgators09 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 yea but they don't think they're hot , they know that they're fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph879@ms Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 big mommas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 My best friend is 300 lbs, and she gets the hottest guys. It's insane. She's not hung up on being a big girl, and she's cool as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 alot of big girl tudes come from homies hitting it and not admiting to it, guys will spit game endlessly to big gals thinking its fun and games. the rest of the tude comes from black dudes smashing out fat white girls with hoop earrings/low selfestemememememems sons! weap she gave that to you cause your brown doggy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 team low standards assemble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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