Dark_Knight Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 fuhttp://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=6812767ckin a. catholics are metal as fuck. its bread and wine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When i was 9 my teacher asked "what would you of done in the vietnam war." What the fuck kind of a question is that to be asking a 9 year old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 You got to look beyond the words to understand the bible. Read it sometime. You'll understand. Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 its bread and wine... incorrect. it is magically transformed into the blood and flesh of jesus... i always thought that was hella gnarly, even as a kid that went to church and was semi into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Look, personally, I think the very essence of religion or being religious is kind of ridiculous. Being a rational person myself, it is very hard for me to believe that there is forces beyond the physical, and when religious people use the argument of "well if religion is fake then why do so many people follow it?" it is because they are born into that way of thinking. A trillion people could believe in something, but its not going to make it true. Religion is many things, but it is mainly scaring people into doing certain things, living a certain way, etc. Really though, there is no such thing as god, and nothing happens when you die, you just die. But, as Dark_Knight stated, if you read the bible, and just take it as a fictitious book, which it is for the most part, there are many core human values you can learn from it, on a purely humanistic level, not because you have to to "get into heaven" and whatnot. Jesus' story is a borrowed tale that has been told before, but the character of Jesus seemed dope... but he was not real. BURRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Please tell me you're being sarcastic. The bible, especially the old testament, is not meant to be taken literally. You are supposed to learn from the message given within the stories. Same goes with jesus. "Don't learn by what i do, but by what i speak." I do think its kind of ridiculous when old folks take everything out of the bible as fact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 yeah thats where i got some of the shit to shut her up.. mentioned the egyptian god horus and shit.. when your girl comes at you with this shit do you ever counter response with actual references...or just "mentioned". for example: the king james book of genesis plagiarized this: http://www-etcsl.orient.ox.ac.uk/section1/tr112.htm its the sumerian creation story of humans, which all cultures used throughout history. that's why in genesis "god" is saying the terms "us" and "our"....."let us make man in our image". notice how in the sumer story there is more than one person involved im just sayin that one of the perks to learning occult ancient history like this, is you will be able to calmly pawn religious nut jobs with actual references who try to rub their views in your face ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 that's wassup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Buddha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Would Jesus be more metal if he spelled his name Jezus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheason Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Redemption is not located under a church steeple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Would Jesus be more metal if he spelled his name Jezus? If you're talking about "nu-metal," then yes, he would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northside writer Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Buddha? i feel like without all the magic powers and shit Buddha would fuck jesus up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Would Jesus be more metal if he spelled his name Jezus? would jesus be more gangsta if he spelled his name G-zus? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 "Religions are all alike – founded upon fables and mythologies." -Thomas Jefferson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 ... i LuLed. this thread sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i always see them jehovas in the worst of neighborhoods. Nothing but crack and H as far as the eye can see. Looking white as shit. Glowing white. Riding their bikes in suits wearing matching helmets Youre thinking of mormons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Also, this is whats up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 THE GZA- THE GEEZUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 NOthing wrong with having faith. there is something wrong with: thinking your better then others because of your faith. pushing your faith on others Living your life by the literal meaning of the bible being tricked in to giving 10% of your income to your church thinking God and God alone will solve your problems and of course raping young boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 i think there is something wrong with having a deep conviction when there is absolutely no rational basis for it. were blessed as fuck to have the mental capacity we do, so im not down with people throwing their critical faculties in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keso cheese Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 NOthing wrong with having faith. there is something wrong with: thinking your better then others because of your faith. pushing your faith on others Living your life by the literal meaning of the bible being tricked in to giving 10% of your income to your church thinking God and God alone will solve your problems and of course raping young boys. Atheists think they are superior to everyone who believes in religion Don't atheists try to push their ideas onto people also Whats wrong with people living good lives? You're right on this one Most christians dont believe this, christians get generalized more than any other group of people and thats catholics. Edit* Not trying to be super religious but its ridiculous both sides argue about this, everyone has their own beliefs so why does it bother people who have different ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Atheists think they are superior to everyone who believes in religion lol wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 RELIGION: OPIATE OF THE MASSES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I'm not religious, I really don't believe that's how the world works. Major religions of today are no different than the indigenous peoples of Latin America worshipping the sun god and conducting human sacrifice. It's just in a different guise that's more easily chewed and swallowed. Adapted to the times. Faith is a powerful thing though, so if you have it by all means embrace it. Good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 my stance: everybody thinks they have it right. they are right. but they think everyone else is wrong. they are wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 i feel like without all the magic powers and shit Buddha would fuck jesus up Jesus would just turn the other cheek... and let his followers do the dirty work in his name. Then forgive them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Atheists think they are superior to everyone who believes in religion Don't atheists try to push their ideas onto people also Whats wrong with people living good lives? You're right on this one Most christians dont believe this, christians get generalized more than any other group of people and thats catholics. Edit* Not trying to be super religious but its ridiculous both sides argue about this, everyone has their own beliefs so why does it bother people who have different ideas. Some athiests do treat their athieism like it's a religion. Those dudes are almost as gay as Christians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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