mr.yuck Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I'll never make this mistake again guys. Next time the old lady says she wants steak at 9:45, I'll just stuff my dick in her face and save $70. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Making breakfast and listening to WCSB, Cleveland. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I'll never make this mistake again guys. Next time the old lady says she wants steak at 9:45, I'll just stuff my dick in her face and save $70. You need to make her pay at least $70 for that kind of service. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modern dance Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 being lazy on the couch for a minute before i head to the gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Important Update: I went back to Applebee's today and told the manager about their shitty steaks. I told her that I don't think I got Ribeyes and they were mad over cooked. She didn't believe me so I gave her my receipt and showed her the pictures of those shoe ass steaks. She informed me that they were indeed Ribeyes after I told her I thought they were filet of scalp. She told me my replacement steaks would be up shortly to which I responded "I'm sorry for the confusion, but I would never like to eat here again." She informed me that she would have to do the refund in the back and excused herself. I sat there texting Lugr about this hilarious interaction laughing to myself about how she was probably talking mad shit about me in the back. I should have snagged some perveract pictures while I was there. She was a baddy with a fatty, a thotie with a body. An easily distracted man might have just taken the replacement steaks like a simp and been on his way. Not I, friends. I stayed the course and got all of my money back. Except for the tip and tax. Success 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Savage results. Great job Kyle. And to think I recommended taking the L and moving on. What was I thinking? Of course, I also recommended not going to Applebees to begin with. What were you thinking? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I will probably forget the particulars of this interaction with Applebee's in another 15 years. I may even want to give them another try. Hopefully 12oz will still be here and I can type Applebee's into the search bar and get this memory refresher of a thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modern dance Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 That story got me motivated me to get after it. Headed to the gym now. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 2 hours ago, LUGR said: Savage results. Great job Kyle. And to think I recommended taking the L and moving on. What was I thinking? Of course, I also recommended not going to Applebees to begin with. What were you thinking? Even my 7 year old daughter knows that place sucks and we only went once like 3 years ago. She says “that place is trash” every time we pass one lololol. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 freshening up the linkedin profile before I very slowly start looking for work again! Probably should update the profile picture last one was taken before I had kids and the weight has crept on since then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 17 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: freshening up the linkedin profile before I very slowly start looking for work again! Probably should update the profile picture last one was taken before I had kids and the weight has crept on since then. Barrow one of @MOOGLE? pics. Or something from the most viral crap found on the internet thread and sell them on your capabilites. You got this!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 @Schnitzelthe prospective employer catfisher lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 @mr.yuckYou living large off that Applebees money yet? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Hell yeah. I took the day off and put it in the air. Well technically I put my own money in the air as a gesture because they won't actually credit my account back for 5-7 business days. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 @mr.yuck got his money back. He's having a white boy summer now 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 That's almost exactly how it is. Just need to swap out that bottle of vodka for a cup of ocean spray 100% cranberry juice® 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modern dance Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 sippin an americano 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Eating trail mix (target coco-nuts) and dragging ass on getting back to work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 On 4/22/2022 at 5:44 PM, modern dance said: Sippin an iced americano On 5/1/2022 at 4:50 PM, modern dance said: At work On 5/17/2022 at 1:50 PM, modern dance said: sippin an americano On 5/14/2022 at 6:34 PM, modern dance said: trying to learn how to instagram 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modern dance Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 2 hours ago, T4M* said: Not ready to admit I have a problem. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Watching Top Gun. I’m excited about the new Top Gun. I’m sure I will be a let down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 9 minutes ago, LUGR said: Watching Top Gun. I’m excited about the new Top Gun. I’m sure I will be a let down. Is it that bad, you derailed and randomly thot about shaving your cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 12 minutes ago, ndv said: Is it that bad, you derailed and randomly thot about shaving your cat? I was watching the original Top Gun, which is one of the best movies ever made, while petting the cat and feeling all of its new dread locks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Sitting in silence and darkness in bed wondering what the mother fuck is crawling around in my attic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 lurking at home half heartedly making spreads for a new magazine I'll be helping out on. listening to my kids being twerps in the other room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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