Steel Schnauzer Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 About to eat my midnight snack and watch Some old shitty movie that’ll put me to sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Fishing while the weather is still decent 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 watching the braves/dodgers game and crushing a big salad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 15 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: watching the braves/dodgers game and crushing a big salad tomatoes like volleyballs? Me I'm making shitty seinfeld quotes and waiting for the shit to start flying at work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 @Schnitzelhaha isn't that one an elaine reference? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 22 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: @Schnitzelhaha isn't that one an elaine reference? Bingo! I'm chilling working from home and minding my daughter About to really fucking ruin the mood at work. we've been working really hard to reach $400,000 in sales for the month We got there today my boss is super pumped and sales guys are feeling good to the point the boss is sending around the bottles for everyone! I'm about to send an email that confirms we missed the target by $1850.00 due to an error I made. means fuck all long term but will be a mad buzzkill. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: Bingo! I'm chilling working from home and minding my daughter About to really fucking ruin the mood at work. we've been working really hard to reach $400,000 in sales for the month We got there today my boss is super pumped and sales guys are feeling good to the point the boss is sending around the bottles for everyone! I'm about to send an email that confirms we missed the target by $1850.00 due to an error I made. means fuck all long term but will be a mad buzzkill. They going to all want to take that out of your paycheck. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 (edited) long term it'll be okay but it's the symbolic thing. I could hide it but that would be crossing the line between "a reporting error" and out and out theft... Edited October 22, 2021 by Schnitzel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Lol. They are gonna start questioning why you drank that bubbly when you knew the numbers were off! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Lol. They are gonna start questioning why you drank that bubbly when you knew the numbers were off! I can make it up margins wise and we still have 9 days left in the month but it will be a bummer. but yes questions will be raised! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 (edited) Hell yeah. Cook those books brother! Edited October 22, 2021 by mr.yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 maybe tell your boss in private so the rest of the workplace isn't affected by the error?.. that way their illusion isn't spoiled 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 They missed the target by 46%, they deserve the reality check. It sounds like a systemic vulnerability if one persons fuck up can throw the reporting off by that much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 3 hours ago, morton said: They missed the target by 46%, they deserve the reality check. It sounds like a systemic vulnerability if one persons fuck up can throw the reporting off by that much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Reality check those muthafuckahs!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Bring in shooters of cheap hard liquor, state error matter of factly, drink shooters yourself & assert dominance. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffery olsan Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 I awoke at 9 a.m. after several fruitless tries and arrived at work on time. My phone rang just as I was about to open my laptop. Sarbajit was the one. He was stranded on the highway after his bike broke down. It was raining outside, but after all, he is a friend to whom I owe nothing but our friendship. I was saturated with rain when I returned to my office. Because his bike's battery was dead and he could have started it with a simple push, I abused him a lot (Bike has no kick). But he called, and I drove 24 kilometers (up and down) merely to identify the problem and give him a push. Pals will always be friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 ^^ /prohomo™ good looking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Just smashed my thumb with a hammer and it’s ballooning up like a damn cartoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 back home from my southwest trip, needed to go out and grab a little breakfast and get groceries b/c i(obviously) didn't stock up on good(i/e perishable..) food before i left 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 I abused him a lot. Pals will always be friends. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 The weather is all doom and gloom so I'm doing some work on the jeep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Gassin up the dog who just broke ground on his potty pad (the thing I built a few pages back) outside (it is pouring outside) Hopefully the other one will follow soon 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 On 10/22/2021 at 8:45 PM, morton said: They missed the target by 46%, they deserve the reality check. It sounds like a systemic vulnerability if one persons fuck up can throw the reporting off by that much. 1850 out of 400,000 isn't 45% it's 0.45% sorry shouldnt have added the 0's I guess. either way mood was ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Binge drinking coffee at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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