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  • 2 weeks later...

@ndvthat one was a family game. If some ones holding a monster hand they might bet $2 to let everyone know. These dudes are so full of shit on a day to day basis, I can’t resist the urge to call them and they end up two dollaring me to death all night lol.

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1 minute ago, mr.yuck said:

Sitting in a board meeting room waiting to introduce myself to a company I’m not even sure I want to work with.

 

Dude,  I can relate.   Just see what they want, Jack the prices up 60% and see if they call back. 

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32 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said:

Starving while drinking laxatives so I can have an Indian man give me fentanyl and shove a camera in my asshole tomorrow

just panic if you feel both his hands on your shoulders..

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16 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

This nurga was 45 minutes late so I told the people at the desk that this shit was wildly unprofessional and I bounced. I quintupled the pricing because their ideas were low anyway.


going back to sleep. This same dick head just told me they only had a budget of $325 to paint 5 rooms. Lol. I told him I don’t even have a new guy that doesn’t know what he’s doing that I could send out for that price.

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6 hours ago, mr.yuck said:


going back to sleep. This same dick head just told me they only had a budget of $325 to paint 5 rooms. Lol. I told him I don’t even have a new guy that doesn’t know what he’s doing that I could send out for that price.

 

Sometimes I wonder if some people are just blatantly low balling or just plain stupid.   I am gonna go with both in on this guy.   

 

Reminds me of a call I got when I first started.  So this guy calls and needed 12 wooden medallions.  Tells me he could get them online for 3 dollars a piece, but thought that was still a little too high.  

 

So that immediately told me who I was dealing with.  

 

Anyhow, I hang up the phone, few hours go by, but it was so absurd I had to Google.  Sure enough,  I find the medallions on alibaba at 3 buck a piece but 1000pc min order. 

 

I laughed and ever since when I get a call and the person spits out a price before asking, I triple it and let them hang up.

 

 

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@ndvI figured out what they are doing. It’s a company that’s buying up houses and apartments and turning them into off campus living for a local college. The college is surrounded by hood. They are sourcing all of their “subcontractors” from these neighborhoods and paying them jack shit. Essentially these guys are gentrifying themselves out of their neighborhood. It’s fucked up.

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6 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

@ndvI figured out what they are doing. It’s a company that’s buying up houses and apartments and turning them into off campus living for a local college. The college is surrounded by hood. They are sourcing all of their “subcontractors” from these neighborhoods and paying them jack shit. Essentially these guys are gentrifying themselves out of their neighborhood. It’s fucked up.

 

I can't stand doing business with companies like this.  I get it but not form me.   The good thing is low ball companies always act in the same manner so their easily identified.  

 

But, yeah, it sounds like the tenants and handyman are the loosers on all of this.  Things never get fixed properly, and handyman never makes money.  All because a company doesn't want to spend money. 

 

Paint over paint over paint.  

A switch that does nothing.

This vent leads to nowhere. 

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52 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

Scrolling the oontz trying not to be triggered by gratuitous ketchup and weird sandwich cutting angles.

Ketchup?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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