Dirty_habiT 4,414 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 On 2/18/2021 at 4:41 PM, SMdoubleXL said: This freaked me out because my photos always have a blue tint from the aquarium lights and my tv/setup looks eerily similar too. I had to look for a few seconds and think, no that's not my house lol. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty_habiT 4,414 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 On 2/18/2021 at 3:11 PM, Tails0nE said: Lol that's fucked but kinda funny.. those call center bitches don't give a fuck about anything really.. that's when I would've just went on full treat mode tho lol Fuck att tho I just had a technician come and check our connection.. my girl has been paying $70 a month for "basic 10" (10mbps) and this dude had the audacity to say "yeah since you only have 10 I wouldn't have more than 2 things connected I wouldn't even have your phones connected just use your mobile data" soooo... You're telling me we pay 70 bucks a month and I can't even use my fuckin wifi on my phone...? Yeah go fuck yourselves.. calling Xfinity first thing in the am.. I'd look into StarLink instead. I think that's going to be the illest internet service going forward because you'll be able to essentially get internet anywhere on the planet and fuck all your copper/fiber lines you've laid out.... gonna get SPACE INTERNET. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 4,034 Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 writing a musical, used to say the shit as a joke but in a sick twist it has become reality 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ndv 2,343 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 ^^ do they have a course on how to properly sexually harass? Asking for a friend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 3,144 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 21 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: @SMdoubleXLwhat did you do? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMdoubleXL 5,784 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 1 hour ago, Schnitzel said: @SMdoubleXLwhat did you do? According to the first three chapters I shoulda been fired like 9 times already I did nothing. Everyone here has to do it. We are getting compliant 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 3,144 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 trying to work how the fuck I can save my Wife's birthday morning tomorrow morning. work has been so full on and things so busy that I just somehow today dropped the ball on getting a gift. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
~KRYLON2~ 1,140 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 I gotta complete a sexual harassment course at my job every year, honestly it just makes shit worse for the next week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tails0nE 422 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 my girl too had to take a course on sexual harassment.. now she's a certified professional sexual harasser and wont stop trying to slap my ass and pinch my nips.. i hate it here... 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xen 2,111 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 On my way to Graceland and wondering if I could have gave $5 extra and got the porno flicks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty_habiT 4,414 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Watching this: Right around 12:00 he's asked why he thinks hardened criminals are the way they are. His response is pretty unsurprising IMO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty_habiT 4,414 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 "This is Lilly, Lilly has the right to remain silent but lacks the ability so now Lilly is going to jail. Don't be like Lilly." LOLOL 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 4,034 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Im glad i watched that all the way cause the last line was gold "you're an idiot cause you arrest girls like me" hahahahah 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xen 2,111 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Fuck every cop that ever did their job. Hilarious, don't get me wrong but you know... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DETO 1,046 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 WATCHING MY MAN CAVE BE TURNED INTO THE FUCKING FAMILY ROOM... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dark_Knight 1,662 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 22 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: "This is Lilly, Lilly has the right to remain silent but lacks the ability so now Lilly is going to jail. Don't be like Lilly." LOLOL Thought this arrest was ridiculous at first... until you here the whole interaction. Well deserved. She could have just said “oh I’m sorry. I’ll get on the side walk” and nothing would have come from it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty_habiT 4,414 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 33 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said: Thought this arrest was ridiculous at first... until you here the whole interaction. Well deserved. She could have just said “oh I’m sorry. I’ll get on the side walk” and nothing would have come from it lol On the surface it seems shitty but the cop summed it up pretty well, her drunk ass could have killed herself or someone else (think car swerve to miss her swerving and car collides with another different pedestrian or motorcycle, or causes car in next lane to swerve into tree trunk and it's just a geo metro etc etc). Rightfully so the cop arrested her. The lesson to anyone that watched is that ANYTHING with wheels can get you a DUI. That means your bart simpson skateboard drunk can take your ass to jail and revoke your DRIVER'S LICENSE. Is it fair to you? Probably not.... but anyone would be better equipped in the world to understand the laws of the land around them. She should have shut up, that would have been her best option. The problem with running your mouth when the arrest is inevitable is that when you eventually have a lawyer and want to take this case to court to fight for your side..... you have basically neutered your lawyers defense by providing so much rich/ripe "evidence" by running your mouth on the cop's body cam. Anyone that watches crime shows on tv or has any experience w/ the law knows to just shut up. If you're going to arrest me arrest me. This woman was a noob and she made it super obvious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
where 4,034 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 52 minutes ago, Dirty_habiT said: That means your bart simpson skateboard drunk can take your ass to jail and revoke your DRIVER'S LICENSE. LOL false Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty_habiT 4,414 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Wow, I have found a dark corner of the internet. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 3,144 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 (edited) dealing with a deluge of work that has exploded over last 4 days. trying to find an app for my phone that'll do voice reminders because lately a few things are getting missed. ideally an app that uses somebody else's voice to say "oi fuckwit check the action safety campaign went live across all groups dickhead" Edited March 4 by Schnitzel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 3,375 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Good morning 12oz 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ndv 2,343 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 On 3/3/2021 at 12:30 PM, Dirty_habiT said: Wow, I have found a dark corner of the internet. Have you seen the doc The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia? Interesting doc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 2,328 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 On 3/3/2021 at 10:47 AM, Dirty_habiT said: What is the deal with that strap flapping around the chopper’s back under belly? Seems sketchy to have something unsecured like that during flight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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