morton Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Drinking espresso. The voice thing is interesting, I have had a lot of people tell me that I have a voice for radio when I was younger but since I started moving around the country a little now everyone tells me I have a voice like a foreigner. Which frustrates me a little because I totally do not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 A couple of jobs back I had a co-worker that sounded like Moe from the simpsons, he had been like a merchant marine or something and had all these great stories about his mis-adventures around the world. One of them involved using the corner of a trash bag as a propholactic to fuck a hooker in an alley of some south east asian city. Unbeknownst to him another coworker was making recordings with his phone, now that would make a great voices.com profile. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 3 hours ago, morton said: Drinking espresso. The voice thing is interesting, I have had a lot of people tell me that I have a voice for radio when I was younger but since I started moving around the country a little now everyone tells me I have a voice like a foreigner. Which frustrates me a little because I totally do not. You sure they didn’t say face for radio? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 @morton dude working in the restaurant industry ive literally heard it almost every night to the point where it was kind of annoying.. had two separate people beg me to say "this is CNN" for their colleagues on the phone n shit.. like geez im not just a voice im a person too my dude like im literally standing in front of you trying to clear your fucking table.. the most funny/weirdest thing i was told by some extremely drunk douchebag who was failing super hard at flirting with the hosts.. i came back from showing an older lady where the restrooms were and he just yelled at me without turning around, "doooood you srsly gotta stop talking man.." i got closer and looked at him confused and asked whys that..? "cause yer making mah dick wanna hide inside my asshole! like geez dood what a fawkin voice" i awkwardly walked away and he left.. turns out he kept referring to his penis as the women's rights movement to the hosts but with no punchline... just kept saying it.. weirdest interaction to this day.. anyway yeah the whole $500 shit seems weird to me but then again considering how certain audio software and plugins run for $300-600 as it is i kind of expect it just kinda how it is.. but either way yeah thats a grip and im definitely not trying to drop that amount of cash right now.. did a lil research turns out the company has been interviewed by forbes, the globe and mail along with other news outlets and random places so it seems pretty legit i guess.. plus ive seen some jobs go for $300-$800 and even one that was for $2500 but that was from some high end company and their script is like 6 hours long or so.. BUT, thats if the employer even chooses your voice among the other people who've applied.. i guess it could pay itself off eventually but im just window shopping for now trying to figure out the best way to go about everything.. preferably for free.99 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 They are Canadian, maybe you can pay in Canadian pesos and save a bit that way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Talking to @Mercer IRL about how we're going to change the world. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 avoiding working on my portfolio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Don't do that @beardo build that folio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Having a great fucking day today doodz.... *Cue curb your enthusiasm theme song* VID_70610609_000559_593.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 it's freezing balls outside so I'm trying not to leave my house for nothing, cancelled my SB plans to hang out with friends. So i'm making some mashed potato's and fuccckkkkkk. the lid just blew off the pot, son of a bitch. figures as soon as I checked on them and I turned my back boiling water started spilling over the side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Watching liverpool suck, gonna go pick up this tray of wings i ordered before the blizzard gets too bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Cooking wings down here in tha south. Cheers! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Waiting for my covid test results again. enjoying a day to myself that won’t go against any paid time off. I have only taken 5 days off and our paid days don’t roll over. HOWEVER us OGs might be able to roll them over because they knew there wasn’t any room or time for any of us originals to take off I got them yesterday. (Neg) I wanted another day. I’m fucking tired. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Speaking of covids... hey @mortonyou back to work yet? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 eating/drinking a smoothie, pretty good 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 I’ve started calling diarrhea a smoothie cause it sounds nice. It’s a nice thing to say when the Missouri River is flowing out of my intestines. Eroding pieces of the toilet away over time. Cheers. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 if my daughter doesn't flush after she shits one more time im gonna sell her to the cartel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 13 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Speaking of covids... hey @mortonyou back to work yet? Been back at it since the first. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Thinking about going to get a bunch of those wendys breakfast potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 reading posts from a guy i follow on instagram who is a piece of shit about like "morality" and "accountability" lol. this dude got caught buying roofies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: reading posts from a guy i follow on instagram who is a piece of shit about like "morality" and "accountability" lol. this dude got caught buying roofies U follow Rush Limbaugh. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 banging out a weeks worth of hw and changing the water on the front tank so i can spend a few nights in a 4 star hotel as stress free as currently possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Watching Chanel Westcoast go off on Charlemagne the God. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 handing out shit on a slack channel for one of our publishers. Been biting my tongue but since their sales manager decided to get funky one too many times. debating about mcdonalds for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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