Mauler5150 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 On 2/21/2024 at 7:44 PM, One Man Banned said: Put some gold paint on 'em and sell 'em online as bootleg Trump Force 1's for primo $$$. Why ruin the greatest sports shoe ever made with gold when they tried with the DMP version, yet if you add a You by wearing that version then you really are a hypebeast who gets DUMPed on by Me. Also DETO is that NSA agent I discovered has been tracking Me thru perusing My analytics. So hi DETO, I remember you were a Myspace friend back in the day and anyone with an oontz ID is cool with Me, the rest of society I see as being the shit cunts they are for turning God's house into a den of capitalist debauchery as the males of the human species would rape and whore their own female relatives or their daughters if it meant they could go abouf taking some twisted enjoyment from doing so. So to those whom this applies, just understand that I am under your Mother every night when she sleeps as you can't have a mattress without Matt being in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Mauler5150 said: So to those whom this applies, just understand that I am under your Mother every night when she sleeps as you can't have a mattress without Matt being in it. Wild. I'm watching Sopranos, waiting for my lady to come to bed. Edited February 26 by fat ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Driving my son’s car around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 23 minutes ago, DETO said: Driving my son’s car around. How do you like that Kenwood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 It’s not bad. We got him this car last summer and it was came with it. What surprised me and I really like is it’s Bluetooth. We randomly found the mic on day. lol. 14 minutes ago, ndv said: How do you like that Kenwood? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Just saw a load of frieghts that were painted up whixh was pretty cool but most of it looked really old which I guess is a product of the surveillance age we exist in today. So I am heading to the beach to enjoy the sun and the fact that whilst I am financially poor I am the richest Man on Earth when it comes to loving the cards I dealt Myself in ascribing value to the freedoms I have in limiting My connection or consideration to anyone but Myself. Thankfully I consider the oontz here part of Me which is why I write on here in the hope it entertains or educates those whose life paths found us end up in Channel Zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Having some guy with the fattest mountainbike tyre sized gauged ears I have seen look at Me on the bus with some lust whilst I wonder if he made them that big so his boyfriend can fuxk the holes? And contemplating the fact that upon dying, everything we possess whilst alive that is quantifiable is stripped from us, be it money or the number of pin pricks a tatt needle made to decorate some humans that are not pure skinned is the total that will see those with the lowest possible number at the end the winner as opposed to the biggest losers with the billions of dollars worth of cents coupled with their x number of houses/false relationships/kids/etc. As I will die knowing this truth, I will happily convey that I will die with the love of knowing that I will never be the biggest loser in the game of life for as long as I am held accountable to being enslaved by finances that allow other fools to exert false power over Me. I am playing the long game against these conartists & their bet against My house will see them inevitably lose everything except the knowledge they were the butt of My joke all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 for illustrative purposes, the guy I am describing has these in his ears and his face looks like the bike in the thumbnail. Creepy as fuxk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Stirring shit up on Reddit for no good reason 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Laughing about the time 12oz introduced me to 2girls 1 cup and how one night I set that as the homepage on all the internet stations at a youth hostel in Cologne Germany. You can imagine the kids from the school group the next day saying '"was ist Das?" "AAACK Nein! Nein scheisse" "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN" as they open their browser 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Finally Bmf is back on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 I run this bar. Enjoy my tunes lmao InShot_20240302_004238790.mp4 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 On a plane listening to a podcast about STING! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 looking at ancient attachments now that i can see and delete ones i dont want anymore. On 2/11/2008 at 8:51 PM, Pistol said: Cheeto-Feet Not sure if she's a member but... [ATTACH]80661.vB[/ATTACH] On 3/13/2008 at 6:51 PM, MOOGLE? said: t4m On 3/13/2008 at 1:23 PM, MOOGLE? said: yea i got lazy dawood On 3/13/2008 at 12:17 PM, MOOGLE? said: ha naw ive always been a late entry for these kinds of threads cacash On 3/13/2008 at 11:27 AM, MOOGLE? said: bojangles On 3/13/2008 at 3:26 AM, MOOGLE? said: blood fart On 3/13/2008 at 2:57 AM, MOOGLE? said: pistol On 3/12/2008 at 3:30 PM, MOOGLE? said: casek On 3/13/2008 at 7:44 PM, MOOGLE? said: [/url] irish carbombs On 3/25/2008 at 9:17 PM, MOOGLE? said: untitled.JPG poesia 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 28 minutes ago, DETO said: On a plane listening to a podcast about STING! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Killing some time, perusing the oontz, maybe I'll shitpost a little. Waiting to get some good ass pizza and then I'm transporting 2 puppies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 just lazing around 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Same, took the rest of the day off. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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freakeenyc Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 watching these motherfukciers fight it out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 3 hours ago, freakeenyc said: watching these motherfukciers fight it out yo @freakeenyc It really lifts my spirits to see you posting here again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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