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slouching. regretting eating cheetos earlier

 

think imma watch clerks 2 again

 

was that better than one?

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was that better than one?

theyre both funny, but i think the first ones still way better.. its wittier

 

Are you into interspecies erotica?

nay, but ive worked with a sheepfucker

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it actually isnt that entertaining.. told it in detail many pages ago in the 445 (ithink)

 

basically an ex coworker, nudging me & asking me if ive fucked a sheep. he was fairly quick to tell me he was into it, as if it was just a normal thing. there was another older guy that worked there too & id see them swap burnt beastiality dvds & shit.. it was pretty gross, but sort of funny nevertheless. upon confirming that i was not a sheepfucker, his answer was just, "you never know, man. you never know!"

 

anyway, dude was a real dickhead to everyone but me (except a few times) & a few of the other cooks. one of the servers was this really old lady that spoke too quietly, whod mess up orders & stuff somewhat frequently.. this guy would always spazz the fuck out on some unintentional comedy shit, screaming things like, "elizabeth (changed name)! imma fuckin kill you! youre gonna die tonight, mark my words!"

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hed always scream some fucked up shit to the servers (which was still funny at times) then turn to me to laugh, trying to high-five me & shit. id just wash my hands right away

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