CILONE/SK Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 My mom always wants to make the turkey. My mom always fucks it up. I told wife to cook a free 22lb turkey we got yesterday. My wife is talking to my mom right now about how she fucked up the turkey again. Back up turkey already cooking. Thanksgiving saved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Watching "the worlds end". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Watching "Shaun of the dead" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 made an offer on my first home. now listing some crap on craigslist that has been taking up room and collecting dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 About to sleep. Craigslist car shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 At work right now. Didn't get to spend thanksgiving with the fam cuz I had to sleep before work. Co-worker came thru about an hour ago to drop off a plate of food her family made. So fuckin clutch man, really made my day! Just ate and got the itis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Chillin on aeather couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 eating pretzels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Just waking up. Gonna eat some leftovers and get ready for work at the bar. Should be a slow fucking afternoon.:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 chewed & underslept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 just took a huge dump - medium constipation eating ice-cold pomegranate seeds now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Sitting at the bar again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 About to take a dump. Lurking my ex on facebook and planning a possible trip for late december when i'm supposed to be "working from home" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 drinking. apple pie moonshine and simlply apple apple juice. eating with leftover apple pie. heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Sitting at another bar in the suburbs at a shopping center place. Everything is so fake here. The only redeeming thing is a they have 140+ beers on tap. I would rather people be assholes, then fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 watching the iron bowl, I hope auburn pulls off an upset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 About to eat this cake and fuck around with my old broken phone. Watchin the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 ^^Cake?? Fuckin Cake??? I'm trying to get my underslept ass outta bed and into the shower. I'd really be happy if I won the lottery soon. Work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around Since I was born. And now it's all right. it's ok. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The new york times effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're stayin alive, stayin alive. Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin, And were stayin alive, stayin alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 lazy sunday.. fatigue & recuperation later on, imma eat a quarter caramel-topped pecan pie with a fat scoop of haagen-dazs gonna tumble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3 key Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Back from the dead. Wb MC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Watching The Simpsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Paying bills at three in the morning, so they know I'm real talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 doing some economics homework. i dont even know why i took this class, maybe it'll come to some use in the future. fuck graphs!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Bumpy bus ride boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Trying to get my shit together for the ABC letter battle thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 apparently not reading my emails... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 ^you either need to start a new email account or kill yourself. There is no way you will be able to effectively go through that many emails. Maybe start a new life in a third world country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I have no interest in moving to the land down under Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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