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went for a stroll last night & ended up having to hold in my shit for about 3 hours.. did not want to use some semen-drizzled public bathroom, so got a stack of napkins from 7-11 instead (from the middle of the back pile). thankfully farted at just the right times & made it back without having to shit in an alley, even though a few prime real estates for said alleyshitting were discovered

 

this was after the guy in the motorcycle playing ace of base pulled up, inj

 

moments after, a deaf guy tried to hustle me with those stupid little stickers. kept saying/motioning "no" as politely as possible, then he went into a gibberish rage mode & made all kinds of crazy noises at me before taking off on his bike

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ought to have painted those prime poop spots

 

one and the same

truthy

 

 

 

for some reason, cant really get down with chips that taste like what hot meals are supposed to.. thought the tandori chicken one was really good when it first came out, but kind of got over it

 

they also have ones that taste like hotwings in blue cheese, souvlaki, bacon cheeseburgers, etc.. havent tried them because if i eat chips that taste like a bacon cheeseburger, im gonna eat a few & be like fuckit - want an actual bacon cheeseburger.. right now!

 

theyre still decent, but idk.. kind of a tease for tastebuds & shit, know what i mean? would rather just eat ribs or a bacon cheeseburger to begin with

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