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tonysoprano

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Phone call from 'Unknown' -

 

"Hello-?"

 

"You have recieved a collect call from xxxxx at Santa Rita County Jail. Press #1 to accept."

 

Why is it that my friends always fucking call me first thing when they get locked up? Like I'm the go-to guy for jail advice. Like okay, you want me to lecture you on how much of an idiot you are for getting your 3rd DUI? You know you aint getting your L's back until you're like 45 ya? Oh word. Like maybe I can have some of my wood brothers in D block kick you down a few Ramen noodles and a bag of Hot Cheetos then. Yeah I got a kite on the way blood.

 

SMFH

 

 

Alaaaaaammeeeeeedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Couuuuuuuunnnnnnnnntttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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