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Linda Brown was arrested Tuesday after an hours-long shopping spree that began when she hired a stretch Hummer limousine to drop her off at a Burlington Coat Factory store, police Sgt. Lt. Michael Deakins said. Brown walked to a cash register and loudly announced she had won the lottery and would pay for each person's merchandise up to $500, he said.

 

“Well, of course, people like to hear that,” Deakins said. “Apparently they were in line calling relatives who were not at the store and told them to come.”

 

People flooded the registers as cashiers began ringing up purchase after purchase, but Brown had not yet paid the bill, Deakins said. At least 500 people filled the aisles and another 1,000 were outside trying to get in, he said.

 

“She was telling people she won $1.5 million,” Deakins said. “But it ends up she didn't win anything. She had no money to pay for anything.”

 

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Burlington Coat factory doesn't have much that you could steal and turn a very nice profit on without having to get cart-loads. It's a discount store so the best you could do probably is get some $150-200 leather coats.

 

I wish a looting happened somewhere that had jewlery or video games. I dream about city riots and being able to kick in the doors of a jewelery store and go to town.

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We should all pay attention to this lady's court disposition because this would be an awesome scam to pull nationwide on a particular date, assuming she skates on the charges.

 

If someone could get an official "12oz, Lie About Winning The Lotto at Burlington Coat Factory Day" (12OZLAWTLABCFD For short) and cause riots across the country... well needless to say, that would be amazing.

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I take it back, this was no joke. This bitch is crazy.

 

"Police arrested Linda Brown, age 44, on three outstanding warrants for aggravated menacing, misuse of a 911 system and causing false alarms. She was jailed late Wednesday, but no charges had been filed yet against her related to the near riot she caused at Burlington Coat Factory over her lottery winner hoax. She is expected to have a mental health evaluation soon."

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