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i had made this thread once before but has been lost in the meltdown, so here's round 2

i'm pretty sure last time everyone wanted to kill either lil wayne or obama.. racists, all of you

 

rules:

- you get to kill one person and get away with it

- no witnesses, no cops, 100% untraceable

- bonus points for how you would kill them

 

 

 

 

 

#1

 

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shit, i forgot my method of killing him

 

i'd put a clamp on the bottom of his jaw and attach the other end to a car and drive away

then dig a hole and bury him from the waist down. cover the top half in blood/meat and watch wolves eat him

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i had made this thread once before but has been lost in the meltdown, so here's round 2

i'm pretty sure last time everyone wanted to kill either lil wayne or obama.. racists, all of you

 

rules:

- you get to kill one person and get away with it

- no witnesses, no cops, 100% untraceable

- bonus points for how you would kill them

 

 

 

 

 

#1

 

kanye-west.jpg

 

 

 

dude where's the method of death, i can't prop you nor give you bonus points for this murder, death, kill without them. please post em up!!

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I was gonna say "the nearest juggalo" and "by pushing them infront of a bus" but instead I choose:

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in the hopes of slowing the plague of juggalos ravaging our countryside.

 

I'll kill whichever one you don't take. By rectally adminstered caffeine overdose.

 

Can you guess which soda?

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I would feed him raw uncut diamonds until he end up filled with them and shitting them out and cutting all his internal organs apart and he can bleed to death and poisoned as his own shit killed him from the inside.

 

tomorrow it will probably be a different person but I particularly hate him today, dunno why

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I don't really have enough care for anyone to wish death upon their head but, there are exceptions. Yes.

 

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Quite honestly all members of the Westboro baptist church children and parent can choke on their own vomit. They are a waste of space. I say kids too because they are just as infectious as they grow older. I want a complete eradication.

 

But lets get creative shall we? I'm thinkin sedate her, place her into their church, strap her down and force her to watch hardcore gay porn for hours nh. Then, draw up a sign saying THERE IS NO GOD have her hold one in front of her congregation and impale her with a rainbow flag pole.nh

 

 

I'm not fucked in the head...completely.

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I don't really have enough care for anyone to wish death upon their head but, there are exceptions. Yes.

 

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Quite honestly all members of the Westboro baptist church children and parent can choke on their own vomit. They are a waste of space. I say kids too because they are just as infectious as they grow older. I want a complete eradication.

 

But lets get creative shall we? I'm thinkin sedate her, place her into their church, strap her down and force her to watch hardcore gay porn for hours nh. Then, draw up a sign saying THERE IS NO GOD have her hold one in front of her congregation and impale her with a rainbow flag pole.nh

 

 

I'm not fucked in the head...completely.

 

Dude I've seen them live on the streets protesting, the reactions from the people they offend, priceless! i thought the whole thing was histerical from the signs they held to the beatles songs they sang subsituting the lyrics to offensive shit. :lol:

 

although when i saw them they made fun of jews and gays (the soldiers funerals shit is NOT funny) I had a good laugh and got some awesome pictures

 

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i'd slice out her tongue and eyes, pull her finger nails out, then crucify her upside down while shooting her up close in the face with a pellet gun.

 

At least hate fuck her once before she's dead, & then twice when she is.

 

And Kanye already killed himself, he did us all a favor.

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