Weapon X Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 There was a huge fire on my street the other day that I called into 911 emergency. I rang on the doorbell and slammed on the door until the matriarch awoke, then hurried in to ensure the whole family made it out safely. I even tracked down their hound and carried him out. Within minutes, the fire became outright deadly, but the fire trucks (nine altogether) began to arrive. Thank goodness I had a midnight alcohol jones and noticed the fire when I was getting into my car! My question is, should I be expecting a gift box at some point? Or does the family have enough to deal with? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 I think they probably have enough to deal with having more than likely lost most of their possessions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 16, 2009 Author Share Posted October 16, 2009 thank you card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 do they have a fit daughter? maybe they should give you her virginity, that would be better than a thank you card Do hallmark do a thank you we didn't all die in an Inferno card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ufgators09 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 at some point yea but not soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Ask them if you can pick through the rubble for valuables. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 you called 911 that makes you a snitch 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Too soon for that man... they're house just went up in flames. But yeah, i'd expect a card... or for them to offer their daughters virginity to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Send em a card saying "your family owes me their life, a debt I fully intend on collecting on". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 id assume they would thank you in some type of way in time, maybe theyll give you the dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 16, 2009 Author Share Posted October 16, 2009 you called 911 that makes you a snitch ha i was waiting for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Send em a card saying "your family owes me their life, a debt I fully intend on collecting on". Hahaha....the next time the wife gets pregnant, go over and say something like "so how about a little something for the kid, eh?" while poking her in the throat with a pitchfork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 In all reality you should expect anything. You had heroism to help save lives and that makes you a good person, or at least a person with some good in their heart. Now it is up to them to show you if theyre good people and actually appreciative for the act of risking your life for them. That kinda thank you gift could come in any form be it verbal or material. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 What if the fire was an attempted family suicide? Now you owe them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 ha i was waiting for that. hey man, i snitched on a fire too once. fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 you called 911 that makes you a snitch :lol: i am not going to read anymore of this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 At least a box of pastries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 ive bailed out countless people from a number of financial, life threatening, and horrible situations, 90% of them dont give a fuck, if they dont thank you fuck them, but youll always be my hero.... lol /nh, i wouldnt count on a that much from them. save that story for someone who will be moved ie some slut, you can easily soak her panties with the first few lines, "i kicked in the door and flames were engulfing the room but i kept" etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 I see you getting the keys to the city soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 That's pretty awesome, personally I wouldn't expect anything but you never know. They could have a good insurance policy. Also, IRL props on the pooch rescue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 matriarch?! hound?! Thank goodness?! Where the fuck are you from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 if they stiff you, burn that shits down again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 hahahaha holy shit benny hill was in chitty chitty bang bang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
projetmayhem Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Good thing you didnt use the whole gas can, or you wouldn't have had time to get the dog out. /accusingyouofarsononer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKwoodIsland! Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 matriarch?! hound?! Thank goodness?! Where the fuck are you from? coming at you live from the 1920's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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