Eaten By Wolves Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/10/portland_man_gets_probation_fo.html A 27-year-old Southeast Portland man who beat his ex-girlfriend and then stabbed her pet fish and left it impaled in her apartment has been sentenced to two years of probation and a psychological evaluation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 "An attorney for Donald Earl Fite III said he didn’t want to talk about the details of the assault, but that stabbing the fish was “a very low point” in his client’s life." Hahaha, so he feels worse about stabbing a fish than beating up his ex? Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 look at that nigga hahahahahha he probly posts on here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 My favorite part: "He grabbed her by the hair and threw her against the bathtub – ripping out her hair extensions and causing her to hit her head." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Sounds perfectly sane to me. . . I mean if it went along the lines of Oregon man assaults fish, murders girlfriend. Then I would think this guy will probably rape me, chop me up, and put me in a bowl of chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 look at that nigga hahahahahha he probly posts on here :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Hell awaits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 "The judge also decided against banning Fite from having contact with fish" this is like some shit you would see on The Onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 From what i understand, the fish had it coming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 the fuck haha its a fish for fucks sake, who cares?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard nixon Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Is the fish ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paka Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 I hope Kanye recovers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 look at that nigga hahahahahha he probly posts on here :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Unless he sent that fish up in an oversized jiffy pop bag, I don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 "Donald bought the fish for me, and I'm sure he knew how much I cared for it." Fite admitted to police that he killed the betta, saying, "If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish." Deputy district attorney Eric Zimmerman told Judge Eric Bergstrom that the victim had requested restitution for an unusual reason – she wanted Fite to pay for a memorial tattoo she plans to get of the fish. The judge declined to order Fite to pay for the tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 From what i understand, the fish had it coming. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 RIP Guppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Too funny that nigga eastbay stabbed a fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 michael vick clearly influenced this man to kill his girlfriend's dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Maybe he ment to stab the girl and assault the fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 The judge also decided against banning Fite from having contact with fish, saying the stabbing was probably a one-time incident. Fite misinterpreted what the judge had said, and appeared upset. "What? I'm not allowed to walk into a pet store?" The judge repeated himself, to Fite's relief. "I'm not imposing that condition," Bergstrom said. next time he's gonna stab a lizard. or a kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PnNQMPP6A Fish stabs back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 I bet that fish was a snitch and he was trying to silence him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 is stabbing the fish going to become a new slang term for beating y our girlfriend? "Did you hear about marcus?" "No what happened?" "He beat the hell out of his girlfriend, put her in ICU" "Damn that nigga really stabbed the fish!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 what, he just stabbed it? Way to fail pussy! A couple weeks ago you got your ass handed to you BY A GIRL! Police: Woman fried, ate goldfish after fight Posted 9/30/2009 9:37 AM ET PASADENA, Texas (AP) — Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them. Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times. Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment. Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned. Officers who were dispatched to the woman's home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three. *notice how she didn't even go to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 that sounds like it would taste gross. doesn't seem worth it. just stab the fish and leave it stuck into the hard wood floor. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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