eattingsnowflakes Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Recently I have been looking for a place to take my girlfriend for a holiday and have come across some insane accommodations throughout the world. One of the craziest I found was as follows: Villa Vista Magica - Mexico - $48,000 - $60,000/week (not Pesos - US dollars) - The Magica has 87,800 sf of space containing 11 individual circular casitas that will sleep up to 22 guests. - The Villa Magica has an Executive 9 hole golf course and 2 carts on the estate - Also available to guests are 2 house jet ski wave runners - Included with your stay are 2 nine passenger Surburbans and 2 ATV vehicles for your enjoyment. - 3 meals/day are served - There are beaches on both sides of the property - There is a gym for your convenience which contains: 2 treadmills, stair stepper, gym set, free weights, dry sauna, steam room, lockers and showers. - Each of the 11 Casita Huts (bedrooms suites) has king sized beds, powder room, showers, Zacuzzi tubs, walk in dressing rooms, kitchenette, refrigerator, ice maker, satellite TV, A/C, ceiling fans, WIFI Internet and a phone. My guess is Mexican drug moneys built this place - an ex-president did own it! To see more details check out the following links - http://www.tripadvisor.com/VacationRentalReview-g552077-d1499476-Villa_Magica-San_Pancho_Pacific_Coast.html http://www.villavistamagica.com/ I will add some other crazy places I found when I have time. Feel free to add your own too - even if it's a shit hole, but will make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 you better eat a lot of pussy in appreciation for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I would stay there. And smoke wonderful weed. And drink Martinis. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 Checked out Tahiti. Bora Bora - Four Seasons If money wasn't an issue - I might just stay here. I think she comes with the room. - 75,000.00 XPF - 304,000.00 XPF a night ($940 US - $3,800 US) - The Resort offers 121 spacious hideaways nestling around Bora Bora lagoon and its outer beaches. - The 100 over-water bungalows perch on stilts above the turquoise lagoon. - Guest accommodations offer a restful, airy ambience inspired by local architecture – with traditional teak wood furnishings, high ceilings and roofs thatched with pandanus leaves. - Private pools and deep bathtubs beside doors that slide open to reveal panoramic fresh-air views of the lagoon. - 24-hour In-Room Dining - Refrigerated private bar - Complimentary overnight shoeshine (This) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Bermuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 thats nutty. im not big on resort vacations but that shit is pretty tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 nigga you better be ballin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 soooooooooooooooooooooo fucking boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted October 16, 2009 Author Share Posted October 16, 2009 Poseidon Resort - Fiji Underwater Hotel - Opening soon! - The facts are getting a little more concrete on Fiji's coming underwater hotel--although to match its name, the exact location of Poseidon Resort's Mystery Island is still, well, a mystery. - 24 underwater suites 40 foot down will complement beach and over water bungalows to make up the resort. - they're calling it a 7-star resort. - The price: $15,000 per person for seven days Underwater Hotel Fiji, which includes two nights in a beach villa, two nights in an over-water bungalow and two nights in an underwater suite. - And Dubai, naturally, has plans for its own underwater hotel. http://www.poseidonresorts.com/poseidon_main.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 bora bora looks reasonable for the price. i bet it smells like shit though. most islands do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Bora Bora is a win. Bali too, and way cheaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 I don't think I could sleep underwater. and waking up the sound of some sea creature snuffling along the joins in the dome above my head... oh god no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 no thread jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 $60 grand a week? I hope you're selling coke or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 All that stuff is bullshit, if you're paying those prices expect to be in the tourist rooms. The nicest are comped to celebrities and dignitaries. People who could just as easily buy their own island. If you're all about paying too much for regular stuff then just stay at a Ritz-Carlton anywhere, and if you're truly ballin' then rent one of those islands celebrities own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 The first two joints look amazing. The third is like a human fish tank in a fish living room. Which means its my favorite. Im not all about tropical getaways but those are something to think about when you wonder why you work so fucking hard for god damn nothing. or I guess not, nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Dubai Burj al arab of course but thats a played out idea. How about this one in Dubai, the atlantis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Bermuda been there,its all hype.. I was there with locals , so not only did I get around n see the tourist shit, but actually hung out in local spots... they say its a tropical scenery this n that, but its just an island with one to many people, one main road that circles the island and not alot today at night. I was there for 2 weeks, and was dying to leave 3 days into it. best part of my trip was going out one night and I lost my friends on purpose.long story short..caught some tags in the 3 block radius of what they call "downtown" and then hun gout with a bum the rest of the time on a corner.. my ex which I was visiting got all pisst off bc I made her look stupid when she found me and I was kicking it with a dread head bum..YOu for some reason arent supposed to talk to bums out there or something.. well fuck it /bermuda major fail... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 the only problem with dubai, is, well...dubai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 id love to peep dubai, i knew this mad fuckin hot rich girl whos dad was a brain surgeon and they lived in dubai for 2 years. the chick was smoking and she was hella smart/cool. spoke like 4 languages n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 the only problem with dubai, is, well...dubai. {Yes, and they can build all the weird, crazy underground apt complex' they want. Won't make me want to go there. Looks nice, but probably smells like the corner store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 I'm good.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remainunderated Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 holy shit i feel super poor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 double check that shes worth it before you drop 60 grand on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 I would go there and piss in the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 bora bora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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