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Just so you guys know, I heard DBOO was in the balloon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

These correspondents are a bunch of twats. Wolf Blitzer is a clown. I put on FOX to see what they were doing, and the twat that does the financial report was talking about it. Anyone see this cunt? What a fucking asshole.

 

They brought in Neil fucking Cavuto?! Shit just got real.

 

What's the stock market doing right now? Is the Dow going up or down...is the media going to pin a potential drop on balloon kid?

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Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flown past the speed of sound

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I flew in a balloon filled with hot air.

 

In... west Colorado born and raised

in the backyard is where I spent most of my days

soarin and swoopin and bein all cool

and flyin a balloon instead of bein in school

when a couple of tethers

they where up to no good

made me fly way up out my neighborhood

I went on one little flight and my brother got scared

and said "My bros in that basket way up in the air"

 

So.. whistled for a chopper and when it came near

The side said 'Channel 9' and it had guys in there

If anything I could say that this situation was rare,

but I thought ' ah forget it, jump out, no care.'

 

I landed on the ground at quite a high rate

and yelled to the news crew "yo homes, find me later"

and at long last, I was finally there,

to relinquish my basket as the king of hot air.

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