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I know some of you have herd about this. some of the shit on here is pretty smart. Other shit is stupid as crust-less pie. http://highdeas.com/ actually most of it is pretty retarded. As you see here,

 

Human Torty

 

A life size tortoise shell that you could just wear around.. play around in the grass... shit would be dank.

 

or

 

parachute mouse

 

i want to get a one of those little army people with the parachutes, and cut the parachute off.

then, tie the parachute to a little mouse's hand.

i would also get a balloon to tie to the mouse's feet.

i would then let the mouse go, letting it float up into the air.

once it was HIGH enough, the balloon would pop, sending the mouse down to earth.

 

it would also be funny to get the mouse high before all of this.

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Pie flavored cake

 

Because it's time to join two great things we all love in holy matrimony

 

 

75% ocean my ass

 

ok i was in class today and the proffesor was talking about how 75% of the earth was water and i was like thats bull. he contuied to teach probley awarei was blazed out of my mind then i said whats under the water? land! exactly so the earth is 100% land.

 

 

taco tape.

 

basically.

we've all been to taco bell or whatever at 5 in the morning.

but what if your taco falls apart?

the answer? taco tape.

it's edible tape that keeps your taco together.

it can taste like guacamole or queso or whatever.

genius, i know.

 

 

:rolleyes:

these niggas....

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We should make a word that only white people can say, but if black people say it then it's racist...any ideas?

fucking hell that's stupid

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We should make a word that only white people can say, but if black people say it then it's racist...any ideas?

fucking hell that's stupid

 

It'll never work... A bunch of white people at the bus stop wont get up and lose it if another random white person is called this name.

 

Instead they'll all get up and leave.

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if this is true:

 

When one yawns, his or her alertness is heightened, as the sudden intake of oxygen increases the heart rate, rids the lungs and the bloodstream of the carbon dioxide buildup, and forces oxygen through blood vessels in the brain, while restoring normal breathing and ventilating the lungs.

 

then if you take a hit then yawn about half way through it, then wouldnt you take that hit striaght to the head?

and if so, you should try it out and tell me houw it worked.

 

 

 

will try

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