R@ndomH3ro Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 If you dont know by now, there is this large super collider near Geneva that fucking explodes particles n shit to replecate the whole god damn begining of the universe and also has the power to open up crazy blackholes of death, but it hasnt been working to well. Well according to new theroies, it might not be working cause...get this....ready? Its future self is causing it not to work! CRAZY SCIENCE SHIT!!! Maybe that is why I cant be rich...cause my future self knows that I will waste my money on gold teefs and diamond incrusted bmxs. WTF??!! Here is an article http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/10/is-a-time-travelling-higgs-sab.html discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: SCIENCE!!! Fucking Crazy Shit... O my science?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 old news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 Um..seeing how the theory was published in the New York Times yesterday (13 Oct)...then yes, I guess its kind of old news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 Actually like 13 hours ago to be percise "The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate New York Times - Martial Trezzini - 13 hours ago" - From Google News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 biggest fail in history on the LHC part? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 HAHAHAHA they built the first one close to where i live. now this larger one can create black holes and swallow the universe. maybe this is the 2012 people are waiting for. nobody once told me one thing this could do for man kind except destroy it... and they keep working on it. and looks like we'll have a 1:500,000 chance at surviving this after their ridiculous card game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 My future self should go back in time and kick my teenage self in the balls. Then point and say "Wise up you little fuck!" Can I do that with this super collider cahalderon thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 nobody once told me one thing this could do for man kind except destroy it... and they keep working on it. Holyshit, someone has been listening to my prayers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I read the thread title as "super collider gets a hardon" /nh p.s mindbogglingstorybro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 My future self should go back in time and kick my teenage self in the balls. Then point and say "Wise up you little fuck!" Can I do that with this super collider cahalderon thing? No, the only thing you can do with this is rip a hole in the space time continum and destroy us all...end result would look like this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I've been to that place before. It USED to be around Geneva, but it moved. Now, I'm not sure where it is. But this is where the super collider is housed. The Orchid, dawg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 i hope the head crabs are ready for crowbars! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 So do they have any ideas as to what would happen if this thing went bad? How fast would it be? Would it be like when you turned off those old tube TVs, and shit zoomed down into a dot before fading away slowly? Or would it be more like a huge tornado sucking everything in like an imploding ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Remember a few years back when some beer cans left by workers caused a hickup in experiment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 damn you sneak/creep fucking ruining my rancho relaxo morning cup of joe with this hyper science shit. DAAAAAAMMMNNN YOOOOOUUUUU !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 scientist also said the 1st a bomb could tear a whole in the universe. it didn't. its the same hoax. things should be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 hoax? This is a fuckin' expensive hoax then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Next time I can't get some expensive equipment going at work this might just be the excuse I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 *keep yer speakers low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 That's fucking crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Ok people There have been SEVERAL semiconducting supercolliders that did the exact same thing as this one (on a slightly smaller scale) over the years. No black holes (just brief neg matter) no time ripples, just mapping of particles breaking down into their baser elements. Why would this one be any different than the 4 or 5 that have already been built? Jeezus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 scientist also said the 1st a bomb could tear a whole in the universe. it didn't. its the same hoax. things should be fine. Not a hoax, more like every two bit scientist writing outlandish theories in order to get published. This is possibly MORE rediculous than the doomsday black hole theory It's not working right because it's an extremely complex piece of engeneering that just came online several months ago SMH at all these smart dumb niggaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 the only black hole created is an international public money one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I will never forget this. 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Not a hoax, more like every two bit scientist writing outlandish theories in order to get published. This is possibly MORE rediculous than the doomsday black hole theory It's not working right because it's an extremely complex piece of engeneering that just came online several months ago SMH at all these smart dumb niggaz dude c'mon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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