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SCIENCE!!! Fucking Crazy Shit, AKA Super Collider Gets A Hadron

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If you dont know by now, there is this large super collider near Geneva that fucking explodes particles n shit to replecate the whole god damn begining of the universe and also has the power to open up crazy blackholes of death, but it hasnt been working to well. Well according to new theroies, it might not be working cause...get this....ready? Its future self is causing it not to work! CRAZY SCIENCE SHIT!!!

 

Maybe that is why I cant be rich...cause my future self knows that I will waste my money on gold teefs and diamond incrusted bmxs. WTF??!!

 

 

Here is an article

 

http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/10/is-a-time-travelling-higgs-sab.html

 

discuss

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Um..seeing how the theory was published in the New York Times yesterday (13 Oct)...then yes, I guess its kind of old news.

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Actually like 13 hours ago to be percise

 

"The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate

New York Times - Martial Trezzini - ‎13 hours ago‎" - From Google News

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biggest fail in history on the LHC part?

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HAHAHAHA

 

they built the first one close to where i live. now this larger one can create black holes and swallow the universe. maybe this is the 2012 people are waiting for.

 

nobody once told me one thing this could do for man kind except destroy it... and they keep working on it.

 

and looks like we'll have a 1:500,000 chance at surviving this after their ridiculous card game.

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My future self should go back in time and kick my teenage self in the balls. Then point and say "Wise up you little fuck!"

 

Can I do that with this super collider cahalderon thing?

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nobody once told me one thing this could do for man kind except destroy it... and they keep working on it.

 

 

 

Holyshit, someone has been listening to my prayers!

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My future self should go back in time and kick my teenage self in the balls. Then point and say "Wise up you little fuck!"

 

Can I do that with this super collider cahalderon thing?

 

 

No, the only thing you can do with this is rip a hole in the space time continum and destroy us all...end result would look like this

 

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I've been to that place before. It USED to be around Geneva, but it moved. Now, I'm not sure where it is. But this is where the super collider is housed.

 

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The Orchid, dawg.

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So do they have any ideas as to what would happen if this thing went bad? How fast would it be? Would it be like when you turned off those old tube TVs, and shit zoomed down into a dot before fading away slowly?

 

Or would it be more like a huge tornado sucking everything in like an imploding ball?

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Remember a few years back when some beer cans left by workers caused a hickup in experiment?

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scientist also said the 1st a bomb could tear a whole in the universe. it didn't.

its the same hoax. things should be fine.

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Next time I can't get some expensive equipment going at work this might just be the excuse I need.

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Ok

people

 

 

There have been SEVERAL semiconducting supercolliders that did the exact same thing as this one (on a slightly smaller scale) over the years. No black holes (just brief neg matter) no time ripples, just mapping of particles breaking down into their baser elements.

 

Why would this one be any different than the 4 or 5 that have already been built? Jeezus

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scientist also said the 1st a bomb could tear a whole in the universe. it didn't.

its the same hoax. things should be fine.

 

Not a hoax, more like every two bit scientist writing outlandish theories in order to get published.

This is possibly MORE rediculous than the doomsday black hole theory

 

 

It's not working right because it's an extremely complex piece of engeneering that just came online several months ago

 

 

SMH at all these smart dumb niggaz

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the only black hole created is an international public money one

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