R@ndomH3ro 464 Posted October 14, 2009 If you dont know by now, there is this large super collider near Geneva that fucking explodes particles n shit to replecate the whole god damn begining of the universe and also has the power to open up crazy blackholes of death, but it hasnt been working to well. Well according to new theroies, it might not be working cause...get this....ready? Its future self is causing it not to work! CRAZY SCIENCE SHIT!!! Maybe that is why I cant be rich...cause my future self knows that I will waste my money on gold teefs and diamond incrusted bmxs. WTF??!! Here is an article http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/10/is-a-time-travelling-higgs-sab.html discuss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakeenyc 275 Posted October 14, 2009 Re: SCIENCE!!! Fucking Crazy Shit... O my science?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtydoses 255 Posted October 14, 2009 interesting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MitchThe$nitch 159 Posted October 14, 2009 old news? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R@ndomH3ro 464 Posted October 14, 2009 Um..seeing how the theory was published in the New York Times yesterday (13 Oct)...then yes, I guess its kind of old news. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R@ndomH3ro 464 Posted October 14, 2009 Actually like 13 hours ago to be percise "The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate New York Times - Martial Trezzini - 13 hours ago" - From Google News Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted October 14, 2009 biggest fail in history on the LHC part? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsmbfan 394 Posted October 14, 2009 HAHAHAHA they built the first one close to where i live. now this larger one can create black holes and swallow the universe. maybe this is the 2012 people are waiting for. nobody once told me one thing this could do for man kind except destroy it... and they keep working on it. and looks like we'll have a 1:500,000 chance at surviving this after their ridiculous card game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
earl broclo ESQ 943 Posted October 14, 2009 My future self should go back in time and kick my teenage self in the balls. Then point and say "Wise up you little fuck!" Can I do that with this super collider cahalderon thing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
earl broclo ESQ 943 Posted October 14, 2009 nobody once told me one thing this could do for man kind except destroy it... and they keep working on it. Holyshit, someone has been listening to my prayers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
belmonts 221 Posted October 14, 2009 I read the thread title as "super collider gets a hardon" /nh p.s mindbogglingstorybro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R@ndomH3ro 464 Posted October 14, 2009 My future self should go back in time and kick my teenage self in the balls. Then point and say "Wise up you little fuck!" Can I do that with this super collider cahalderon thing? No, the only thing you can do with this is rip a hole in the space time continum and destroy us all...end result would look like this 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the radiologist 64 Posted October 14, 2009 I've been to that place before. It USED to be around Geneva, but it moved. Now, I'm not sure where it is. But this is where the super collider is housed. The Orchid, dawg. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
volcom8811 56 Posted October 14, 2009 i hope the head crabs are ready for crowbars! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
earl broclo ESQ 943 Posted October 14, 2009 So do they have any ideas as to what would happen if this thing went bad? How fast would it be? Would it be like when you turned off those old tube TVs, and shit zoomed down into a dot before fading away slowly? Or would it be more like a huge tornado sucking everything in like an imploding ball? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morton 429 Posted October 14, 2009 Remember a few years back when some beer cans left by workers caused a hickup in experiment? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
count chocula 392 Posted October 14, 2009 damn you sneak/creep fucking ruining my rancho relaxo morning cup of joe with this hyper science shit. DAAAAAAMMMNNN YOOOOOUUUUU !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
complex 55 Posted October 14, 2009 scientist also said the 1st a bomb could tear a whole in the universe. it didn't. its the same hoax. things should be fine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the radiologist 64 Posted October 14, 2009 hoax? This is a fuckin' expensive hoax then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercer 3,896 Posted October 14, 2009 Next time I can't get some expensive equipment going at work this might just be the excuse I need. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cymatics 108 Posted October 14, 2009 *keep yer speakers low Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
earl broclo ESQ 943 Posted October 14, 2009 That's fucking crazy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YouMad.GIF 277 Posted October 14, 2009 Ok people There have been SEVERAL semiconducting supercolliders that did the exact same thing as this one (on a slightly smaller scale) over the years. No black holes (just brief neg matter) no time ripples, just mapping of particles breaking down into their baser elements. Why would this one be any different than the 4 or 5 that have already been built? Jeezus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YouMad.GIF 277 Posted October 14, 2009 scientist also said the 1st a bomb could tear a whole in the universe. it didn't. its the same hoax. things should be fine. Not a hoax, more like every two bit scientist writing outlandish theories in order to get published. This is possibly MORE rediculous than the doomsday black hole theory It's not working right because it's an extremely complex piece of engeneering that just came online several months ago SMH at all these smart dumb niggaz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLU 187 Posted October 14, 2009 the only black hole created is an international public money one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
