Maskface Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 when people greet each other from most places, theyre like "hi im John..hey alright John nice to meet you im Daniel" but in America its like. "HAY MAN IM BOB BRADSHAW, GOOD TO MEET YOU MAN" "HEY BOB BRADSHAW IM BILL TONY HOW ARE YOU MAN" or like "HAY MAN IM BINGO BUDSTEIN MAN..HAY BINGO MAN IM TOM WESKFORTH THE 4TH MAN, TOM WESKFORTH THE 4TH JUNIOR MAN" whats that all about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 The fuck you talkin bout brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I'm not sure i understand you. Are you saying in America we're too excited to greet each other? I do notice one thing about how we greet each other. We all ask "how are you" as if it were a rhetorical question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted October 13, 2009 Author Share Posted October 13, 2009 I'm not sure i understand you. Are you saying in America we're too excited to greet each other? Well ok i overdid it a bit , but mainly that you tend to include each others surnames when greeting each other, or is this just a movie thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Well ok i overdid it a bit , but mainly that you tend to include each others surnames when greeting each other, or is this just a movie thing? of course it's a movie thing you fucking retard. try travelling to wherever culture's location that you're talking about and then talk like you know about them you faggot ass chump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted October 13, 2009 Author Share Posted October 13, 2009 of course it's a movie thing you fucking retard. try travelling to wherever culture's location that you're talking about and then talk like you know about them you faggot ass chump. :lol: This guys angry. DONT WORRY, EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I never introduce myself because everybody already knows who I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 :lol: This guys angry. DONT WORRY, EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK. eat a dick you simple minded sucka, you actually think that people are similar to movies and therefore, you are a dumb fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted October 13, 2009 Author Share Posted October 13, 2009 eat a dick you simple minded sucka, you actually think that people are similar to movies and therefore, you are a dumb fuck. :lol: umad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 This guy's not American... ...that's why he's an idiot, and this thread is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 sounds like a bunch of salesguys shit... i only get last names when some douche wants to sell me or my company something, usually followed by a business card... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Should we say mate instead of man? Because in America, "mate"= Person you're fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontemptme Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 hahahaha. And a wanker is someone who's masturbating... Where's that shit come from, England? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 homie said "surname" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 i never remember peoples names after i meet them...fails for me:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 when people greet each other from most places, theyre like "hi im John..hey alright John nice to meet you im Daniel" but in America its like. "HAY MAN IM BOB BRADSHAW, GOOD TO MEET YOU MAN" "HEY BOB BRADSHAW IM BILL TONY HOW ARE YOU MAN" or like "HAY MAN IM BINGO BUDSTEIN MAN..HAY BINGO MAN IM TOM WESKFORTH THE 4TH MAN, TOM WESKFORTH THE 4TH JUNIOR MAN" whats that all about? http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/36790/1067629-cool_story_bro_super.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted October 13, 2009 Author Share Posted October 13, 2009 Should we say mate instead of man? Because in America, "mate"= Person you're fucking. a lot of us call women over here "love" or "luv" or whatever the fuck as well, like "alright love" i said this to some east european hotel receptionist once and it offended her, really offended her. it also sounds slightly bizzare when you write it down like that and i went to college with some american kid who i swear introduced himself as "michael mossridder" or summin like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Someone say America in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 YO DUDEBRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM T_R_O_N WHATS GOOD BRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! JEEPBRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 i'm from america. I dont do that shit. Fuck you talking about? Infact. when i first meet somebody i make no effort to introduce myself or be friendly whatsoever. I figure i will probably never see that person again so why bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 sounds like a bunch of salesguys shit... i only get last names when some douche wants to sell me or my company something, usually followed by a business card... I agree. I think the first and last name is for business introductions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 That's cool and all...but you know whats way more interesting? KITTEN MITTENS!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 hell yea kitten mittens are where its at. Ive used tape before. Not nearly as funny but it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 i try an introduce myself as whateve stupid name i can think of upon meeting new heads.. "hey, what's up? my name?.. oh, i'm Max Stenchdrawlls, nice to meet you Douchbag Magee." a non graff alias werks well too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 i could watch that kitten mittens shit 50 times i was cracking up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 America isn't that different when it comes to intros...we're not stuck in some perpetual 60 Minutes opening sequence with all the HI I'M BILL CURTIS business...I've never given my first and last name since I used to pick up the house phone when I was like 7 and say "Hello this is ****** *****." Ahaha those kitten mittens...the kitten is sliding all over the place like an ice skater with swiveling ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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