earl broclo ESQ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 really?!? are you fucking serious?!? You can't be fucking serious.... Now this is a stupid thread. But has potential to be such a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 lol wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 i mean you come to channel zero to ask this. wouldnt google image be more appropiate. and much less humiliating. Exactly. Tongue punch that little clam belly looking thing, and you'll make her love you. Just diddle it around a little bit, you'll find "the switch." Trust me, you'll know. Not only can you feel it, but she'll probably close her legs on your head and you'll hear the muffled moan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 This picture actually makes sense in this thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 If it is, not only is he a faggot, but he's retarded on top of it. Same applies for if it's not real. If it's real, he's probably just young and stupid. He is asking about the clitoris, so I don't think he's a faggot. Now if he was asking how to find the prostate? Different story. I can't tell what's real and fake on here anymore. I just expect young kids to be this stupid and lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Maybe his girlfriends pussy "doesnt seem to have one" because his girlfriends "pussy" looks just like his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 well, i got flamed. big deal. at least im getting 18 year old pussy and 90 percent of you guys are squids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUM:BUCKET Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 BAHAAHAHHAHAAA...... :D good luck lil' buddy. may the schwartz be with you!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 well, i got flamed. big deal. at least im getting 18 year old pussy and 90 percent of you guys are squids. I assume that positive prop you gave me was supposed to be negative. As for the 18 year old pussy (that you don't even know how to handle) big deal. I sure couldn't get any of that if I wanted. No sir. Why don't you go ask your sister where the clit is? I'm sure she'd be glad to tell you after the show you gave her a few weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 at least im getting 18 year old pussy and 90 percent of you guys are squids. How old are you? If I was getting 18 year olds, I'd be "that guy." I don't want to have that reputation. You need to go watch some pussy eating porn, and dissect every action they do with their tongue. Pay attention to how they spread the wings and find the target. You'll probably see them tap it, rub it, spit on it. Then you'll know where it is and what to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 anybody ever been with a girl whose muff is just downright huge...? like " ok i found the clit but if she suddenly moves its gonna take another two minutes to find it kinda huge " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 well, i got flamed. big deal. at least im getting 18 year old pussy and 90 percent of you guys are squids. You should try getting 18 year old squid pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 anybody ever been with a girl whose muff is just downright huge...? like " ok i found the clit but if she suddenly moves its gonna take another two minutes to find it kinda huge " If it's that blown out why bother looking in the first place. I've seen what you mean though, in that case skeet, sleep, profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 on the grounds that you want her to cook breakfast the next morning. if i didnt want food i'd beat, skeet ,retreat, and make a poptart my damn self 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Oh, then skeet, mention how breakfast makes you want to eat pussy, sleep, profit next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 anybody ever been with a girl whose muff is just downright huge...? Yes, a couple times. Once when I was a teenager and didn't know what I was doing. I'll never forget the first time I went down on a shaved girl. It was like I found the best Chinese buffet and went to get fat. I also hooked up with this one girl who had a virtual forest down there. Fucking bird calls and lions roaring could be heard from it at night. And the foundation was pretty meaty as well. It probably looked like a hot dog bun. So of course I don't find this out until we're in the thick of things, and it's too late. I spent the weekend with her that time, and she went down on me like a champ. I mean she was going for the gold in the deep throat Olympics. So after 4 times on the slobby pole, I get that guilty feeling and start kissing my way down to Sherwood forest. I get to her belly button and she grabs my head and says "no, don't worry, you don't have to." That's how I spell "Relief." I think she was self conscious of her pussy fro. After the fact I was paranoid she might have had something, but she was clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 im 20 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 big deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 You're 20 years old and don't know where a clit is? What the hells wrong with you boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoozy Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 this should be a funny stories relating to vajean thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 You probably shouldn't have told us that you're in your 20s, shortly after telling us you don't know where the clitoris is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I rarely hear of guys going down on girls... Atleast he's trying. ): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Melinoe --aren't you 15? That's probably why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Damn did she touch it miami? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 "my girlfriends pussy doesnt seem to have one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 the seemingly clitless vagina is a strange thing to behold. when i doubt just rub your hands over the whole area as if you are wiping off a foggy window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 You're 20 years old and don't know where a clit is? What the hells wrong with you boy? my thoughts exactly. you're a failure. give up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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