awkward eye Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Try? Try what? From that post it looks like you fucked up and signed it with your real screen name...I don't care though, have fun on your date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Lock up your valuables and buy some extra strength condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 bitch just gotta outta jail. shes clean. stab that shit raw like a rusty nail and if your worried about birth control shotgun a can of coke before you pound her. one of the main active ingrediants in soda is an anti inflamatory that reduces sperm count by almost 98% if that doesnt work and she gets preggers just leave the state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 one of the main active ingrediants in soda is an anti inflamatory that reduces sperm count by almost 98% . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 bitch just gotta outta jail. shes clean. stab that shit raw like a rusty nail and if your worried about birth control shotgun a can of coke before you pound her. one of the main active ingrediants in soda is an anti inflamatory that reduces sperm count by almost 98% if that doesnt work and she gets preggers just leave the state. He's right, they test you for everything if you ever get sent up state. Clean as new whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 Were not really going on a date. She's just going to come over to my house, and getting drunk as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 i like this. after dinner post the noods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brasif al-muhammed Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 this thread is awesome, looking forward to the details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 so the ex felon/halfway house living chick is gonna come over and get drunk? awesome. sounds like a good plan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 He's right, they test you for everything if you ever get sent up state. Clean as new whistle. I've been to state prison and all they test you for (here at least) is tuberculosis and AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Not going to happen i have no money. I just had to bum a ride to walmart to get anew comforter so i wouldnt have to ride with it on my bike. aaahhhaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 *If she asks to use the phone don't let her.* If you do she will invite over some of her huge dyke ex-fed friends. Then they will trash your house, force you to cook them grilled cheese sandwiches all night, and serve them drinks while you wear a apron. Then to top it off they will take turns having sex with your guest, while you wash the dishes and cower in fear in the kitchen. Finally if you manage to not get anally raped by a huge Russian feminist named Olga who will duct tape a cucumber to her snatch, you can go to bed with only emotional pain. Oh and your wallet, piggy bank, and playboy magazines will be missing the next morning too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 I've been to state prison and all they test you for (here at least) is tuberculosis and AIDS No where i live they test for every STD. Besides that all im worried about is aids herpes or hep c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 *If she asks to use the phone don't let her.* If you do she will invite over some of her huge dyke ex-fed friends. Then they will trash your house, force you to cook them grilled cheese sandwiches all night, and serve them drinks while you wear a apron. Then to top it off they will take turns having sex with your guest, while you wash the dishes and cower in fear in the kitchen. Finally if you manage to not get anally raped by a huge Russian feminist named Olga who will duct tape a cucumber to her snatch, you can go to bed with only emotional pain. Oh and your wallet, piggy bank, and playboy magazines will be missing the next morning too. Sounds like you've been there done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 I just found out she went to the pen for not ratting out her ex boyfriend. Sounds more down to me then a lot of men out there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 meaning your usualy dating men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I just found out she went to the pen for not ratting out her ex boyfriend. Sounds more down to me then a lot of men out there.Wow she's a dumbass, where is that ex boyfriend now? I wouldn't take the fall for anyone, I don't give a fuck who you are...If you're in the wrong and you want me to take your case, best believe I'm ratting your ass out...What kind of friend lets their friend go to jail for them??? Seriously? You can call me a snitch or whatever, but fuck you if you think I'm going down for some shit you did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I just found out she went to the pen for not ratting out her ex boyfriend. Sounds more down to me then a lot of men out there. You do realize then that her ex-boyfriend/guy who probably got away with murder is going to come to pick her up from your house in a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 ^^ this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I just found out she went to the pen for not ratting out her ex boyfriend. Sounds more down to me then a lot of men out there. that alone is wifey status.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 If she took the wrap for any serious crime (murder, attempted murder, manslaughter, whatever), she wouldn't be out of jail at 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 Wow she's a dumbass, where is that ex boyfriend now? So you're saying you condone snitching then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 If she took the wrap for any serious crime (murder, attempted murder, manslaughter, whatever), she wouldn't be out of jail at 21. he said it was burglary at the beginning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 If she took the wrap for any serious crime (murder, attempted murder, manslaughter, whatever), she wouldn't be out of jail at 21. He got 9 years and she got close to two years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 he said it was burglary at the beginning Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 yeah, i'm just clearing things up for the people that seem to think that solely because she's been to jail that means she's going to rob dude or have her ex boyfriend roll up on his place. Sure, either of those could happen, but i'm sure dude considered those both before he decided to invite her over. Plus, i'm sure a lot of you have felons at your places on a regular basis. Edit: and also, i'm sure a lot of you are drug addicted felons yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 So you're saying you condone snitching then?I just edited my post, read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 Wow she's a dumbass, where is that ex boyfriend now? I wouldn't take the fall for anyone, I don't give a fuck who you are...If you're in the wrong and you want me to take your case, best believe I'm ratting your ass out...What kind of friend lets their friend go to jail for them??? Seriously? You can call me a snitch or whatever, but fuck you if you think I'm going down for some shit you did. She was involved, as in she was there, as an accomplice. So if you're an accomplice and snitch that makes you a SNITCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Wow she's a dumbass, where is that ex boyfriend now? I wouldn't take the fall for anyone, I don't give a fuck who you are...If you're in the wrong and you want me to take your case, best believe I'm ratting your ass out...What kind of friend lets their friend go to jail for them??? Seriously? You can call me a snitch or whatever, but fuck you if you think I'm going down for some shit you did. Don't snitch. like they said in another thread. Make it in the persons best interest that they turn them self in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 this thread is all win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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