blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 The only type of dudes I went on dates with when I got out of prison were total busters that I knew would buy me anything I wanted and that I could take advantage of to the fullest. You's about to get taken, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Also, I thought this thread was going to be about how to decorate your house in a penitentiary style that is fashion-forward and affordable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 shes probably gonna steal your wallet and other shit then bounce out... Karmas a Bitch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Also, I thought this thread was going to be about how to decorate your house in a penitentiary style that is fashion-forward and affordable. What I'm sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 go for it, a true lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 would you want your sister to date a guy that just got out of prison? im just sayin... everyone carries mad psychological baggage comin out of the joint, not to mention that all you have in common with her are a bunch of red flags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You never know, she could be cool and trying to get her shit straight now. My guess, that nose looks like all your coca will disappear real quick, not just the generous line you politely cut out for her, the entire uncrushed stack next to it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 The only type of dudes I went on dates with when I got out of prison were total busters that I knew would buy me anything I wanted and that I could take advantage of to the fullest. You's about to get taken, son. Not going to happen i have no money. I just had to bum a ride to walmart to get anew comforter so i wouldnt have to ride with it on my bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 not just the generous line you politely cut out for her, the entire uncrushed stack next to it too. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 All Jokes aside I'd smash and just watch my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 peter is leaving out the best part - that this broad lives in a drug recovery house and has to get permission to leave for the night. true love!!! these pieces of shit deserve each other. -dow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You never know, if his pimp game is strong she could be one hell of a ride or die bitch. BTW, posting on your boys account and dropping his real name, class act. Hahah, didn't realize he already used it in his SN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 It's in his username Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 My guess, that nose looks like all your coca will disappear real quick, not just the generous line you politely cut out for her, the entire uncrushed stack next to it too. WHAT?! I'LL KILL THE BITCH! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 that this broad lives in a drug recovery house and has to get permission to leave for the night. run, dont walk. and the fact your asking about the situation on the internet shows weakness, and i guarantee she sees the bitch in you aswell. your being takin for a ride, worse than the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 You stick to real classy women. Look for sobbing crackheads on the side of the road. Share a beer with them. Try to take make a move and be denied. Pay 20 dollars to fuck them. Brag about it on the internet. Have it backfire horribly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 haha this thread is fucking bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 So im going on a date tonight with this girl that just got out of prison. Prison pic Im a little skeptical about it, even though iam a felon myself. Shes really cool and fun to be around, but i still cant shake the fact that shes a felon. Also shes 21 and im 28, so young pussy is always good. We've both done time for burglary, so we have that in common also. haha Feedback please You're so gonna hit that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Look for sobbing crackheads on the side of the road. Share a beer with them. Try to take make a move and be denied. Pay 20 dollars to fuck them. Brag about it on the internet. Have it backfire horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 :lol: <www.12ozprophet.com> You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Even better then e-felon on the bus I met my wife on the bus. You're gonna end up marrying this broad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 right on, so what your telling him is he's gonna end up a jobless 35 yr old internet troll with a kid he doesnt spend enough time with and a wife he can no longer get hard for. way to brighten up his day asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Is that supposed to make me mad, when you missed your mark on everything you just said? Way to fail at trolling, failtroll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Is that supposed to make me mad, when you missed your mark on everything you just said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MALIK78 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 just dont make her mad, shell shank ya "american me" steez... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 peter is leaving out the best part - that this broad lives in a drug recovery house and has to get permission to leave for the night. true love!!! these pieces of shit deserve each other. -dow :lol: Multiple usernames? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 :lol: Multiple usernames? No he was at my house. Good try though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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