MayorMeanBeans Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 So I just saw this on Stephen Colbert, apparently its an attempt to rewrite the bible to combat its 'liberal bias'. its open source, like wikipedia, so anyone can edit it: http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project I say 12oz gets some epic Old Testament stories going on, plus its even better because it fucks with some lames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 fuck it, I say support them. the bible has been modified and toned down according to current morality and beliefs as time passes, and thats a load of shit. either this is the fucking word of god and should be held as absolute, or it should be recognized as the giant, multi-authored, intolerant, outdated mess that it is and abandoned. the sooner christians come to grips with that, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 yeah the bible has been changed throughout time, but it's not like these people are going to revert it to its original form... this will just change it further Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I have read the entire bible.... That is why I am an agnostic atheist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=c03611195e30030a800329374ad52ba9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 hey guys this one huge all powerful guy made two human beings and this planet in 7 days 5000 years ago..... it always amazes me that when i saw that santa clause is just as farfetched as god. religous people are like no way god is much more beliveable. someone can survive three days in a whale someone can gather two of every animal form accross the world on to a gigantic ark that he made in like a month with no help. but santa some fat dude that makes a trip around the earth to everyhouse is somehow more farfetched then any biblical story. nonsense watch religulous (spelling might be off) its Bill Mahrs documentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 1. http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353# 2. http://imgur.com/u4RdI.jpg 3. http://imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 The bible is already hilarious enough without even having to mess with it. Honestly, read any given story out of that shit and tell me its not the most ridiculous shit ever. Also, every time someone says anything along the lines of, "its all in god's big plan," i want to punch them in the face with a truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 different sources say they were on some kind of acid when they wrote it and saw God. atleast they had hell of a time hanging on some cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 That is why I am an agnostic atheist. You can't be an agnostic athiest, that's an oxymoron. Pick one or the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 "What kind of Christian is the best kind of Christian? "A BURNT ONE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 hey guys this one huge all powerful guy made two human beings and this planet in 7 days 5000 years ago..... it always amazes me that when i saw that santa clause is just as farfetched as god. religous people are like no way god is much more beliveable. someone can survive three days in a whale someone can gather two of every animal form accross the world on to a gigantic ark that he made in like a month with no help. but santa some fat dude that makes a trip around the earth to everyhouse is somehow more farfetched then any biblical story. nonsense watch religulous (spelling might be off) its Bill Mahrs documentary Actually Santa is jesus. Who else would give free presents away on jesus' birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 How does jesus masturbate? *holds hand fingers spread bobbing up and down over groin to illustrate the use of hole in hand as masturbation aid* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 You can't be an agnostic athiest, that's an oxymoron. Pick one or the other. ya, this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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