SwampFightOner Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Found out today that my older brother's "girlfriend" is pregnant, and after having 8 potential kids aborted he's keeping this one My niece (from my younger sister), is the love of my life, so hopefully this one is just as awesome. And I get to be the Godfather this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 congrats. i have 7 baby cousins from the age of 1 to 3. it is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 I feel like I need to get my girl knocked up now and complete the trifecta, cuz I'm pretty sure my older sister wouldn't be able to have children even if she wanted to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 fuck that noise the world's already overflowing w/humans no offense Swamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Good thing the sperm of my family is only capable of producing awesomeness, and possibly useless human killers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 they should arrest your child at birth to prevent future crime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Congrats burger boy... Be a good uncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 after having 8 potential kids aborted ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 ^ I'm an awesome uncle...taking my niece for her first pumpkin picking fest this weekend Edit: To IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 And yes Mar, it is alot haha...my brother has probably fucked more girls than anyone I know, he's very legitimately in the hundreds I remember when my girl got an abortion back in the day, I was all fuckedup about it and my brother made me feel better with his numbers ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 ^ I'm an awesome uncle...taking my niece for her first pumpkin picking fest this weekend Edit: To IOU Good deal. As long as we don't get more coke snorting acid eating drunks. We should be OK.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I feel like I need to get my girl knocked up now and complete the trifecta ayebee no, say it isnt so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Well I think this is the karmic circle coming around, as you know we are intertwined and shit due to our birthday falling on the same day. judging by the timestamp on this thread, the news of your brothers girlfriend being pregnant coincides with the news of my brother's gf having her 6 year old kid have some sort of fit and die on her. Shit is kinda fucked up around here, verysombre as for some (un)apparent reason she would rather spend time with my brother (who is really just with her as she gives him money, and has numerous things on the side) than the rest of her family. Fucked up thing is, I have to put up with it, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I feel like I need to get my girl knocked up now and complete the trifecta, cuz I'm pretty sure my older sister wouldn't be able to have children even if she wanted to DO IT, just had our first on the 29th of Sept...having your own yout is amazing. Congrats on becoming an uncle again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 congrats seem to be in order to both you and hater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I teach my nephews how to operate firearms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8juggalos Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic commando.. Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 CONGRATS! I got 9 niece's and nephew's...and 2 of my own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Nice, I'm pretty amped about being a God father myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 congrats :] yay for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 congratulationssssism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Beat manners into nephew if the father does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 My brother is EXTREMELY similar to me, so I'm sure he can handle that haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 20, 2010 Author Share Posted May 20, 2010 I love her already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 awesome...she is adorable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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