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i like how the thread still falls in sync with his theme of asking for information or help in every thread he ever made ever. Its like its impossible for him to make a thread where he DOESNT use a question mark in the initial post.

 

"durr does bromance really hapen like my favort show on MTV? Kin u guys help me figure it out?"

 

 

 

I swore at first this was just his attempt to bait me into just dissing the fuck out of his thread , making me look like a dick who follows him around from thread to thread, but I held back and let the natural order of channel 0 take care of that for itself. Little did I know hes just a complete lame ass retard who watches MTV... "because its better than fox news"

 

thats like saying you suck off trannies because its better than letting big black dicks rail you in the ass

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You know you're one of my top bros, bro, because you got my back. And I got yours. You're my bro. But you went above and beyond the other night, bromaldehyde. You really did. Saving me that seat at the Velvet Revolver show, even though all those other bros were trying to get up front, bro? So clutch.

 

You are truly a god among bros.

 

Just when I think you're as solid as a bro can get, you raise the very definition of brodom to new heights. You're like a brogle, soaring to the farthest reaches of the atbrosphere. Seriously. If it weren't for you and your extreme brobility to hook a bro up when it is most croosh, I'd have been stuck in some bitch-ass seat, cramped all in the corner with a bunch of bitch-asses, bro. But you stepped up. You brovercame all obstacles to help a bro out. This is the kind of shit that makes bros for life.

 

Brody, I was so stoked when you told Gina to go eat a fat one after she asked if she could have your other ticket, even though you knew you could probably get a pretty deese HJ from her. Bros before hos, bro. That's what I'm talking about.

 

You are the king of all bros. Brotankhamen. You are the Ayatollah Bromeini. You are Broseidon, lord of the brocean.

 

But this is just one of many times you've fallen on a grenade for me, brozo. Who took the blame when I broke Skeeter's bong and fucking Skeeter was all fucking pissed? You, bro. Who was the first to bro up and carry that fucking keg of Killian's up four flights of stairs for Duke's surprise party? You, bro. Who was the only Bromo sapien on the planet to tell me he thought the brand-new rims on my F-350 were the shit even though everyone else was all, like, fucking not that excited about them? Bro, you know it was you. You're my broheim supremo, bro, and don't you ever forget it.

 

I'm so fucking glad we're bros, bro!

 

I've long admired your absolute broficiency in all things bro-related, and the way you've always carried yourself in a brofessional manner. I consider you a brole model. When I was new in this town, you took me under your wing and showed me the bropes. And I will always preesh that. Not only did you school me in proper brotocol, but you were a spiritual leader, a confidant, and, more importantly, a bro. You taught me how to be true to my inner bro and to bros around me. You are a real bro. Not a fake bro, like those other douches. I hate fake bros, bro. Faux breaux. Fuck that. No, really, bro…you're practically a bro-ther to me.

 

Look at you, blasting in like Rambro and firing off your launcher like nobrody's business, bro. Serious Brotosaurus Rex action. Brodius Maximus. I'm not big on labels, but you, more than any of the wiggers, bitches, goth chicks, dorks, homos, or Mexicans I know, are absolutely beyond rebroach.

 

In fact, your brotitude is so brossential that, in many ways, you are the ultimate brototype: You sprung out of the brotean ooze at the very broment of creation, unformed, unmolded, and became the ultimate bro, more powerful than any who came brofore. I don't fear your power, bro, but I respect it. And I will always brobey it.

 

Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist.

 

Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.

 

Bro-S.A.! Bro-S.A.! I'm so pumped right now! Bro-S.A.!

 

You are the epitome of bro, in every brossible way, and that's the Bro's honest truth, bro. I may have a bropensity for broverstatement, but this no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally.

 

I wish I had the words to describe what a good friend you are, dude

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acer dreams of takin tresix to on a bromantic date at the beach in wilmington north carbrolina, either that or broney island in brooklyn, where they will drink cabronet and watch

the dolphins punctuate the beautiful sunset with fountains of seawater spraying out of their

broholes. after that they will go to the brotel, and watch brokeback mountain until they get

so broverwhelmed with passion that they cant control themselves and acer gets reamed in his ass til his bro-ring is swollen and the headboard is broken

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