Vulcan5 Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 oh shit. i forgot that its october. wow. its called "oktoberfest" for a reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 jesus fuckin christ dude lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 That nigga makin' a booty call? nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 re-evaluate your needs vs. wants... says the fellow who is NEVER without another beer or ciggarette and has been riding a freewheel bike with no brakes for 2 months because I'm too lazy to stop in to DAP and pick up the shit I need to bleed the hydraulics. *Last week I had my only, shoot out against the light in mass traffic avoiding cars from both directions by inches. INCHES! Screeching tires, screaming motorists, all of that. BUT< I did walk down and dust the fuck out of that tight pants wearing road bike having asshole who had the NERVE to pass me while I was tooling uphill a half mile earlier. I don't like getting passed, I take it personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 its called "oktoberfest" for a reason Actually Oktoberfest starts in September.... LiveinGermanyandSpenteveryDayatBeerFests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile) Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’. We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near) The best is ready to begin. faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Scared, mortified, dumbfounded by my own stupidity. Holy shit I've spent $400 on NOTHING the last two weeks. NOTHING. They're bike parts, but nothing cool. If i ran down the list of what they were you'd have no fucking clue what they are and what they're for so I won't bother. The only way i can avoid murdering myself is to maneuver my shame behind a wall of internet scapegoating. This world made me do it. And god. AND YOU. You make me sick. I was broke before all this happened. Money always comes too slow. At least the money all went to a getaway vehicle if it need be. This thread isn't self-incriminating, is it? Shit what have I done. End rant. Eat shit. ' lets not forget the 12 bucks on tc you spent so people would stop making fun of you for jacking off on cam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 ps: PUT YA PHONE ON YA BUTT, IT'S A BOOTY CALL -dredog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 fun will be had. fights will be started. TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO TKO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted October 4, 2009 Author Share Posted October 4, 2009 In other news I gathered my wits only to spend another 200 today racking the total to $600 in two weeks on a bike worth essentially $3.5k. Not an investment any man if Judaism would be proud of (well maybe Stan51) but FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Somebody's gotta show these kids what a real bike looks like. In other other news, the preceding Theo posts have inspired me to cover my bike in conflict diamonds and rat pelts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Soup never recovered from the 50 event. Now this nigga riding a half assembled bike into a homeless shelter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Funny, cause that girl 50 aint nothing to cry over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 What ho is? Paaayowwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Funny, cause that girl 50 aint nothing to cry over. AWW, AWW....DAMNNNNN! INTERWEB BEEF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Not really man, I just kind of hated how for awhile she was on this "i am so cool, I waste money on stupid dinners and eat foie gras but like animals" bullshit it was mad annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I'm also so cool, and I also waste money on stupid dinners (although not to that extent), eat veal, and love animals. Are we still good, br0? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 yeah, cause you didnt go on the internet and talk about how you are better then everyone for days on end cause of it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 True. I'm better than everyone for other, non-internet typing purposes. I like the way you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earmuffs Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 owning a car engine with no car.:lol::lol::lol: what a fucking moron.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Funny, cause that girl 50 aint nothing to cry over. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee POW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 It's true my life has been completely changed by the preceding events. I came to the conclusion that there is no god and have been ordained minister of a satanic church. There, I met the love of my life. A 15 year old thai ladyboy who loves fine dining. She knows this AMAZING restaurant in Alaska where this famous chef from TV carts out a spread of baby seals then clubs your pick, right there in front of you! Truly, it is an experience everyone should have at least once in their life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 And the moral of the story is 1 in 10 ouncers get sarcasm. Stop worrying about truth and pay attention to wordplay you fucking mooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 aw snap ewe mad son. now be mad at my comfy life status. its 3pm and im already hammered. listening to hella good jams. be mad. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 :dozey: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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