I never said I was cool. Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 So I got into this conversation once about wiping your ass with baby wipes. I played in a band for a long time and everyone knows that the most import thing you take on tour with you is baby wipes. Anyways, how we even got on the topic, who knows. But this dude was arguing with me (pretty intensely I might add) that only "faggots" wipe their ass with a baby wipes. I later came to find out that he was an off duty cop, so I figured something that the N.Y.P.D. is opposed to can't be all that bad. His side of the argument was "only a fag uses baby wipes, what do you need a clean up for your boy friend?" My side was "Sorry dude, but I like to clean my asshole properly." I know that I'm probably gay for other reasons, but I don't think that this is one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 this post is gay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Europeans do that shit all day. I got into while I lived over there, and carried the trend home with me for a minute, but it died off. Since I now have a baby at home, I use them if I have sting ring from last nights spicey food. Them shitz is a miracle worker on a blazin O-ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I am pretty wary of calling thread fail on anyone but I think this comes pretty close. I like the unscented cottonelle ass wipes not the baby kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 YES. why? Cuz you wouldn't wash your face with a dry napkin if......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 its fucked up that people dont do this. who the fuck wants to walk around with a stankin ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 everyone should do it. boys and girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 i'm ok with baby wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 uhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPiddlesworth Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I never said I was cool: This name works so well for you on many occasions. I keep reading your posts and I'm like ? and then I see who posts it and it all makes sense haha. Personally I've never thought of using baby wipes but I can't say it's a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 If I had Trick Daddy money I'd wipe my ass with baby wipes, until then I'm down with Scott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Do you put ice on your pussy when it hurts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 my girls do. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 2, 2009 Author Share Posted October 2, 2009 Do you put ice on your pussy when it hurts? Good one, that really hit home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street villain Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 i don't see the big deal... usually i'll just use regular TP, then the last whipe ill use a baby whipe to make sure my shit is fresh... ( no pun intended ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I baby wipe my ass if I take a real savage shit. Also if its a particularly hot day in the summer I apply baby powder to the under carriage. You don't want supreme swamp ass and your junk sticking to your leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Good one, that really hit home. thats because you have a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 my brother does it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Prove it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I wipe with toilet paper, then baby wipe, then apply GoldBond As a bigger man I'm very prone to swamp ass, so I'm making sure I take proper care to avoid it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Nothing wrong with baby wipes as long as you don't carry it to this level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 2, 2009 Author Share Posted October 2, 2009 thats because you have a pussy. I was searching the "What's your occupation?" thread, I was suprised that you didn't have sit-com writer posted up. What a waste of talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fexo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 This topic comes up too much on here.. Too many stinkin asses.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountGrishnakh Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 glen benton swears by bammer naps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I just piss on the toilet paper before I wipe my ass. It gets all the crusty shit off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 baby wipes are for chicks... dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 if u had shit on your face, would you wipe it with tp? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 The backwards screen name kind of looks like it says ham snot to me. COS go wash your butt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 if u had shit on your face, would you wipe it with tp? How the fuck you be gettin poo on yo face, mannnnnnnnnnnnn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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