CMF Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If I had a nickel for every time I peed outside...I would be a billionaire. i know SOMEone on this board who got a ticket for public urination a few years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 also, i used to skate down hills, drunk, during the daytime while pissing. that was in high school though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I can't count how many times I've pissed in a bar... on the actual bar while carrying on a conversation and no one noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 that's some foul shit you don't deserve a penis /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 it's all about height for me, i i think a piss is more satisfying if it takes a long time before it hits the ground. My record so far is six stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 pretty much everytime im painting in the cold at night i have to pee....so i always pee in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 had to show up in court and pay a $100. But ill never stop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i piss rapletters on the walls of hipster clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i pee in my yard from time to time...needless to say my relationship with my neighbors have since deteriorated.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 just in case you think i was fronting on the fire escape.... look at that bling. that shit was taken on my floppy disk sony mavica! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 i pee in my yard from time to time...needless to say my relationship with my neighbors have since deteriorated.. I've pissed in the backyard before. But it was in a hidden area between the garage and the fence and plus the backyard is filled with trees so I doubt any neighbors saw anything. Or did they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I piss in my yard at night when I'm smoking weed. And I piss in the yard in the morning when I'm smoking cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvak19 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i piss outside daily. definately shit outside a few times while painting, just gotta sacrafice a sock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 last night me and my dog pissed all over a dumpster around the corner while I was taking him for a walk. Little man dropped a king deuce nearby as well, I decided I couldn't take it to that level myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Yeah, I most definitely piss outside as needed. I don't care for the bums & crackheads who do it with their schlong all out in view though, some dude started pissing behind a truck on the street in Chinatown last week but with his wang in view, no fucking thanks. I've also dropped more than one deuce at the yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 that shit is cool too u get that $500 ticket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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