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KILZ FILLZ

RIP SATURN CAR CO.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/30/gm-saturn-shutdown-automa_n_305419.html

 

DETROIT — General Motors Co. said Wednesday it would shut down its Saturn brand after an agreement with Penske Automotive Group Inc. to acquire it fell apart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

from what ive heard these cars were pure crap anyways. im sure people are gonna make a big deal outta this but your company should go outta business if you make crappy cars for over a decade.

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there are some sort of crazy fucking animal/dinosaur noises coming from outside or the neighboring bedroom. im too scared to look outside though, t-rex might see the light and come at me.

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Their cars did suck. Funny they just had a bunch of recent commercials acting like they were here to stay, saying they'd be offering affordable, fuel-efficient, stylish vehicles during the recession.

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first car was a hand me down saturn wagon. Good on gas, it ran forever, and you cant fuck with the big ass rubber bumper on the back. people cant stop worth shit in the winter, and I got rear-ended about 3 times in that car. Once it was hard enough to fuck up the hood of the car that hit me. I took the thing in to be inspected and not once did I need to repair anything after getting hit.

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a- that Rio guy gets over huge. i catch him daily.

 

b- now that Saturn is out of buisness will we ever see another black family in a new car again?

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i think that was the first time iv ever cracked a black joke on the internet.

 

ah well. when yer an asshole yer an asshole. my parents aint never had no new car growin up. saturn honda or hynduai so fuck it.

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i think that was the first time iv ever cracked a black joke on the internet.

 

ah well. when yer an asshole yer an asshole. my parents aint never had no new car growin up. saturn honda or hynduai so fuck it.

 

Wow sucks to be you. We were pushing Jags & BMW's growing up.

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thats because your the estranged son of Quincy Jones huxtable.

 

now run along to the piano son, and no playing your arcade game(s) before your finished or else there will be no violin concerta on sunday for you.

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thats because your the estranged son of Quincy Jones huxtable.

 

now run along to the piano son, and no playing your arcade game(s) before your finished or else there will be no violin concerta on sunday for you.

 

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i still remember the day of his initial press confrence.

 

shit was a trip.

 

he went on to still play in the allstar game aswell. which i found bizarre because it wasnt the aids allstar game.

 

but rather the Nba all star game.

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i still remember the day of his initial press confrence.

 

crazy.

 

he went on to still play in the allstar game aswell. which i founf dizarre because it wasnt the raids allstar game.

 

but rather the Nba all star game.

 

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saturns are terrible. the only good experience i've had with a saturn is when we stole a crack dealer's station wagon and got into a demolition derby with a saturn we had laying around for a long-ass time. that shit was fuuuuuuuuuun. have you ever passed a blunt from one car to another? do it at 70 mph, on a dirt road. the saturn ended up outlasting the shitty station wagon, and gave us the ride home we needed after we left the station wagon flipped in the middle of the road. took the plates and all that shit off the motherfucker and ran.

 

ahh childhood.

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