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ACTUALLY COMBINED HE HAS 24,888 POSTS.

 

 

wich is far less then other people.

 

 

 

 

has alot to do with the fact that back in the day you could delete your own posts though

 

If you went threw those posts and counted all the posts that were actually worthy of counting it would probably be a lot less.

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have you guys ever tried explaining to someone who has never been to this website that you spend hours making threads like this for people who you have never met who for the most part have fabricated everything about themselves?

me neither.

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have you guys ever tried explaining to someone who has never been to this website that you spend hours making threads like this for people who you have never met who for the most part have fabricated everything about themselves?

me neither.

 

Sometimes I read my old post not realizing it's me and think wow that's just what I'd say, other times I'm surprised I felt the way I did. In some ways 12oz is like a journal of my past but less lame.

 

edit: I just looked through some of my old posts and found this picture. Idk what I was trying to say but it's awesome.

 

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Next person who makes a DAO thread will be murdered in their sleep.

 

I'll start with something simple:

 

I'll concoct a mixture of peanut butter, Niquil, and morphine in just the right amounts to make you sleep walk. Then I'll lead your sleep walking dumbass with pieces of food on the floor to a pit I dug outside your house filled with spiked bamboo, gasoline, anthrax, and hot lava.

 

And then I'll wake you up just as you're near the edge of the pit, but I'll do it with an adrenaline shot to your ass and hold a picture of Whoopi Goldberg getting eaten out by an aardvark in front of your face just as you burst into conciousness so you go into shock then cardiac arrest then I'll kick you in the nuts until you pass out again. Wake you up again with a hammer and chisel that I'll drive in through your ears then grab you by the hair and jerk your head violently so your ear tears off.

 

Then I'll stab you repeatedly leave you to die, go inside your house, find your computer, go onto 12oz and post a DAO STFU APPRECIATION THREAD with pics of your corpse, serve it as a warning to the rest, type something anti semetic as a caption to the pics, then take your computer and throw it into the spike pit.

 

That's right, I will fucking ruin your computer if you post another DAO thread. So don't you dare.

 

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!

 

So, uh, "pornbooth", I'm going to need your address. Faggot.

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