CONCRETE RIVER Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 http://m.nbcdfw.com/wap/news/text.jsp?sid=13&nid=795460&cid=4717&ith=4&title=Top+Stories ^"...The unbelievably unsatisfied trucker proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while discussing the accident with police, the paper reported...." WTF? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 i see what u did there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 dude is insane. or just really high. "No officer, I wasn't... well, yeah I am now, but... no that's beside the point. Let me finish." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 wait, was it this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGNETIC4HEAD Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 LOL!!! this shit is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 i see what u did there :lol: exactly what i was thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'm not even reading any of this, just giving my support ffor the clever thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 seconded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 bahahaahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 "The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 THAT TRUCKER WAS A JERK..... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_bus Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 "It is not clear what penalty the man may face, but a stiff fine is possible." no pun intended... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 He got done for molestation too. Is it even possible to molest yourself? I would have thought that that willingness for the act was self evident....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 "It is not clear what penalty the man may face, but a stiff fine is possible." Ba-dum bum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8juggalos Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 haha its damn hard to stop mid stream, if you know what i mean lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wherethewildthingsare Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 oh those europeans. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I'm not even reading any of this, just giving my support ffor the clever thread title. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Bloody Fucking Wankers the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I didn't read the link, but, I love it how this guy blamed it pn heroin addiction. I imagine the interrogation going thusly: "What the fuck man?" "I flipped the truck brcause I'm addicted to heroin!" "Well, you're not doing heroin NOW but..." "Yeah, that's probably a good thing, right?" 'COULD YOU STOP IT?" "No... is that a problem?" Interrogation postponed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 BEST THREAD TITLE EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 See now iv rubbed out and pinched a 75 mph load before.... Helped my heart rate go up a bit and stay awake on the dark and dreadful interstate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinginthedark Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 A trucker told me that what he sees most on the road is people masturbating while they drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Truckin, like the do-dah man. once told me youve got to play your hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 ha, thread title says enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Truckin, like the do-dah man. once told me youve got to play your hand... hippie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 great title. my addition: GRIPS RIG, BUSTS LOAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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